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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

10.29.12
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Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog. And that’s a tall order considering some of the hella cool giveaways I’ve done in the past. I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of [...]

4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

10.03.12
Do you know how much time it took to make this.

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all, you know I’m a fan of throwing epic blogiversary giveaways each October to thank everyone for following my escapades, and this year is no different. Well, except it’s even BETTER than years past, because I [...]

Subscribe to Epiphora’s Snark Digest!

10.01.12
You know you want it. You don't know what it is, but you want it.

I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but I figured an actual announcement might be a good idea. Besides, I thought of a way to bribe you into subscribing: I’m going to give away a sex toy to one random subscriber! As to [...]

Giveaway: Neon and tie-dye VixSkin FOR YOU!

08.21.12
OH MY SWEET JESUS

So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new toys yesterday, I knew my next mission: get one into the hands of one of my readers, STAT. I could not just announce the existence of these dildos without giving one away. Thank goodness Searah [...]

Win a Penetralia wooden sex toy!

06.21.12
Penetralia Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, Number 33

When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m here to help you out, duh! I recently got my hands on some pieces from brand new wooden sex toy manufacturer Penetralia. After falling in love with their Number 66 dildo, I needed to share my [...]

Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

10.06.11

Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews off-site before I began this blog, and this blog is the home for the other 165 reviews. I’ve been reviewing for 4 years, which is the equivalent of one review about every 7 days. Over [...]

We came, we Tickled.

08.28.10

Hoorah! My Tickle gift card giveaway went swimmingly. The Twitter parties were great — we discussed many awesome things, like how sex toys are different from humans (sex toys can’t knock you up) and what toys would be most useful in the event of a zombie apocalypse (many people mentioned lighting phthalate-laden dongs on fire). I [...]

It’s Courtney Trouble week!

02.01.10
Courtney Trouble films

Follow Courtney Trouble week by subscribing to my RSS feed or subscribing via email! If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site NoFauxxx, Courtney debuted her first porn film in June of 2009. Somehow, she has created a total of eight porn films [...]