Huge thanks to Juliettia for this image! There are so many ways to overlook all the bullshit that EdenFantasys has pulled in the past. I know this because I did it myself. I knew that EF was rude to Essin’ Em and refused to pay AAG, but I stayed because EF has great selection, awesome [...]

[Update: Please read my post EdenFantasys: A pattern of deception for more info about the sneaky and downright unethical practices perpetrated by EdenFantasys.] Good morning to me! Hello [my real name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision was  internal and is final. Thank you, Eden Team Yes, this, from [...]

It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the Fairy Mini Mini Wand — but I’m interested in other reincarnations. And the My Mini Miracle Massager, created by California Exotic, is one of the newest. Although all the Ms in its name make me [...]

Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole at the tip of the head hints at its secret ability to transfer suction from the dildo’s head to the receiver’s clit. Despite my knowledge of the phenomenon of suction (and reviewers verifying Mr. Man’s abilities), I [...]

The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a soft matte silicone with raised accents in a glossy silicone. And it is flexible to the max. The max. But nevermind that for now. I was wooed by the unique and playful shape, the bright [...]

There’s only so much you can say about a $20 vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof Slender Probe measures 6 3/4″ in length, with a diameter of 1″. It takes two AAA batteries, easily loaded into the base. There are horizontal seams galore — one on the shaft, and one on the [...]