Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing over whether you’ll use the creepy white double dong or the creepy black double dong? Or for solo use? Like, oh, I feel like fucking myself with a specifically white cock-side tonight! Also, there’s a [...]

I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the Njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions consisting of intense G-spot stimulation and unspeakable pleasure. At nearly $300 on most sites, the solid stainless steel Eleven is one of the most expensive sex toys ever made, and therefore should be the stuff [...]

The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It comes snuggled in white satin, in an elegant white box that closes with a ribbon (okay, okay, all Luxotiq toys come that way, but shhh). And in use, it never tries anything too crazy. It [...]

I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the least. But he is willing to suck any cock I can acquire, and I just really wanted a cock, so I acquired the Fun Factory Share from the folks at Babeland. The Share is a [...]

Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is a new breed entirely. If you are like me, and the word “aluminum” makes you think of a can of Surge, stop right there. This is beautiful, soft, brushed aluminum like you would find on [...]