Doc Johnson

Doc Johnson is one of the big four sex toy manufacturers, in addition to California Exotic, Topco, and Pipedream.

All you need to know is that they are the perpetrators of the Deen Peen.

Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain toys that I just can’t accurately review, and one of those is the Doc Johnson Good Head Helping Head, also known as the Bro Sleeve. It’s inexpensive ($12) and favored by some trans guys for its[. . . read more]

Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory, but I hadn’t yet smelled the rancid, gooey, overpowering scent that characterizes it, or felt the agonizing burning sensation that it can cause (still haven’t — insert sign of the cross here).[. . . read more]

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2012

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2012

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!]

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me to recount my most loved and most hated sex toys that I tried this year. As in 2011[. . . read more]

Review: James Deen dildos

Review: James Deen dildos

[Note: I no longer support James Deen or his work.]

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY.

Having followed porn star James Deen for years, I think I can call myself an honorary Deenager. I have tagged him relentlessly, featured his ridiculously hot antics time after[. . . read more]

Um, No: "Joy" Finger

Um, No: "Joy" Finger

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson.

I can guarantee you this rubber abomination is not going to provide you with joy. Unless your definition of joy is “a wiggly, floppy sensation that may or may not leach chemicals into one’s vagina.”

Personally, I can think[. . . read more]

Review: iVibe Egg

Review: iVibe Egg

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to be winners, as long as they have decent power. But at some point, I have start asking hard questions. Such as: does the Doc Johnson iVibe Egg provide 50-dollar sensations? And: is there such a[. . . read more]