Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body.
But it’s not for lack of trying, of course — the Delve is a freakishly beautiful dildo. Mine’s made of Wenge wood, which is a dark, blackish wood with noticeable brown tinges when looked at under lights. It’s [...]

There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying.

Things of note:

“A broken wrench here… soon to be a dildo of some sort. Good use for recyclin’.”
He is running out of flesh-colored paint.
Caulking looks like really thick male ejaculate.
The wimpy patting at the end. [...]

As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come in this freakish shade of blue, the sweet idea behind the Vixen Soft Serve is apparent in its wavy shape and delicious name.
In fact, the Soft Serve appeared on my radar a while back, back when [...]

The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I will resist doing so. For now.
Instead I will just say this: the Tiger is a solid silicone dildo. With 7″ of insertable length and a diameter of 1 3/4″, it’s also a pretty substantial dildo. [...]

I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the Lemon Drops, a juicer-type glass dildo made by Dream Toys. The theory behind juicer dildos is that turning a handle/crank is easier (and more fun?) than simply twisting a regular dildo. That sure sounds rad, [...]

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with NobEssence’s signature Lubrosity coating, it is elegance incarnate. But not just aesthetically; I quickly realized that it also felt elegant while in use. As in, up my cooch.
Um. See. The Seduction is incredibly lovely and [...]

My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the level of participation and thoughtfulness of the entries. I must share some with you all before I announce the winners…
My first question to entrants was, “If you were to open your own sex toy shop, [...]

Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks of RubyGlass21. And because my last contest for an equally sexy glass dildo from RubyGlass21 was such a success, they are letting me give away a Vortex and a Pleasure Wand to my awesome readers.
Having the [...]