Danny Wylde

One of my favorite male pornstars, notable because he acknowledges my existence, gets really into his scenes, and even makes out with guys once in a while.

Jack-off Journal #15

Jack-off Journal #15

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

July 27th, 2012
Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There was this super young looking chick and I had to check her date of birth to make sure I wasn’t[. . . read more]

Review: Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

Review: Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original guide to anal sex. Therefore, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex is a mouthful, but what else[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #13

Jack-off Journal #13

February 3rd, 2011
Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my name in the chatroom, he said, “holy shit, is this the Epiphora?” and I just about died. He said he was a fanboy of me (?!). Holy crap, camming is exhilarating and nerve-wracking. I felt like a paranoid[. . . read more]

5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

[Note: this scene is currently unavailable, but it will
be back on Smitten Kitten’s site soon.]

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for shooting porn. But all of them combined? Explosion of awesome. It’s even better than I[. . . read more]

Review: Rough Sex 3

Review: Rough Sex 3

This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body is smokin’, her tattoos are fabulous, and I definitely know why she got her own porno: she’s a powerhouse. She gives her scenes everything she’s got. She does not let up. She never looks bored. And[. . . read more]

Review: My Own Master

Review: My Own Master

There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me exactly why. Static on the TV in the background? Sailor hats? Music that I actually like? What is this? Surely it cannot be a porno.

A little creativity goes a long way in porn. Remember[. . . read more]

Review: Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

Review: Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of a blowjob, then fast-forward to whatever’s next. Thus, I wasn’t as excited for Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio as I was for, say, Rough Sex. And while Advanced Fellatio isn’t typical-porn-blowjob boring,[. . . read more]

Review: Rough Sex

Review: Rough Sex

So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck. What could possibly make it hotter? Let’s see… how about casting hot, strong women and having them call the shots? How about interviewing the performers prior to the scene to discuss roughness and trust?

Yeah,[. . . read more]

Review: On My Dirty Knees

Review: On My Dirty Knees

Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of course, he understands a lot of other things, too — like how to satirize art school and how to cast cute ladies — but his choice of male talent is one thing that stands[. . . read more]