Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing over whether you’ll use the creepy white double dong or the creepy black double dong? Or for solo use? Like, oh, I feel like fucking myself with a specifically white cock-side tonight! Also, there’s a [...]

[This is the first installment of a new feature called "Um, No," which will feature toys and other tidbits that are "WTF" and "LOL" worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.] Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s [...]