Crystal Delights

Crystal Delights makes gorgeous glass toys with Swarovski crystals in their bases. My favorites are the Crystal Twist and Star Delight, but they also make beautiful butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails! The person behind Crystal Delights, Shellie, is also very kind.

Epiphora's sex toy gift-giving guide

Epiphora's sex toy gift-giving guide

If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own over 400 of them and have been testing them and reviewing them for six years, but you know. The point is, I have OPINIONS about things that go on vulvas and in . . .

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2012

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2012

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me to recount my most loved and most hated sex toys that I tried this year. As in 2011 and 2010, I’ll first list the best/worst toys, then give out faux awards such as “Most Heinous . . .

4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog. And that’s a tall order considering some of the hella cool giveaways I’ve done in the past. I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of . . .

4-year blogiversary giveaway -- 15 prizes!

4-year blogiversary giveaway -- 15 prizes!

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all, you know I’m a fan of throwing epic blogiversary giveaways each October to thank everyone for following my escapades, and this year is no different. Well, except it’s even BETTER than years past, because I . . .

Review: Star Delight

Review: Star Delight

Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on my feelings for them. But once in a while, a toy comes along that is perfect immediately — from the first dip into my vagina. That’s because the Crystal Delights Star Delight has everything: beauty, bumps (um, . . .

Shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway!

Shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway!

You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal in its base. But that’s not even the best part. The best part is that it feels amazing against the G-spot — I’ve never felt anything quite like it. You must experience the majesty that is . . .

Review: Crystal Twist

Review: Crystal Twist

You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco Bell’s Cinnamon Twists? The answer is: you can’t. Sure, you can’t eat this dildo, but it will provide an everlasting pleasure that deep-fried, cinnamon-sugar-dusted dough simply cannot. I mean it. I don’t throw around the word . . .