The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry, consisting of just a few uninspired shapes, perhaps some made of ominously transparent materials. You’re still on the hunt for the butt plug of your dreams. And you’re in luck, because I have a butt [...]

The first thing you should know about the Jollies Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and 1.5″ in diameter. Get out your ruler/measuring tape and visualize this. Then visualize it up your ass. The Luna takes home the trophy for being the biggest anal toy to occupy my ass thus far. But I [...]

After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s take on an aluminum plug: the Alumina Pace. Considering my close bond with my Alumina Motion and Revolve (especially the Motion, which is my warm-up lover), I had to say yes. Aluminum is an amazing [...]

Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my heart pounding when I open a new toy. When I opened the NobEssence Romp, however, I could feel my throat tightening and my heart beating faster. I quickly removed the toy from its nice box [...]

There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since when does CE consider that a valid material? And second, each one comes in fairly non-offensive packaging — a small black box with a plastic covering. No naked ladies on the cover; instead, the word [...]

My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was the adorably sparkly Buddy, which, while well-meaning, would not stay in my ass. Next was a vibrating butt plug that was tiny enough to feel nice, but was attached to a cord. Then I was [...]

I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the Lelo Bob as though it were male. It is going to be difficult, since… it’s named Bob. But the name Bob makes me think I am shoving Bob Saget, modern-day Bob Dylan, or worst of all, Bob Barker, up my ass (gives a whole new [...]

I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a butt plug connoisseur. Not at all. In fact, I only own a few of them. But that does not mean that I have low standards. I know when a butt plug just doesn’t cut it, [...]