Posts tagged with butt toys

31.08.10

Purpleheart vs. Cocobolo

These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day: Would you be able to take a picture of your Seduction and Intrigue? I really want both of those, but I’m having a hard time discerning between the colors of the wood from your blog [...]

23.06.10

Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Alumina Motion

Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an awesome guy by the name of Jaye Valentine. Jaye is always tweeting about the Motion — even singing to me about it — and it always makes me smile. I asked Jaye to elaborate on [...]

27.03.10

Review: Pfun

As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the Njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate — but I have an unhealthy love for curved butt toys (my favorites are the Romp and the Bootie), so I figured it could work for my quite female ass. And it does work, but [...]

21.03.10

Review: Flexi Felix

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads. Yet… there’s not much to say about the Flexi Felix. This 100% silicone string of beads is made by Fun Factory, purveyor of cute sex toys with faces — although I don’t want to think [...]

17.01.10

New decade, new butt plug winner!

Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging, and salivating over the NobEssence Romp. I wish I could give a Romp to all of you. And the randomly chosen winner is… Carnivalesq! Congratulations! And a great big thanks to NobEssence for donating this [...]

04.01.10

Giveaway: New decade, new butt plug

The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry, consisting of just a few uninspired shapes, perhaps some made of ominously transparent materials. You’re still on the hunt for the butt plug of your dreams. And you’re in luck, because I have a butt [...]

26.08.09

Review: Luna

The first thing you should know about the Jollies Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and 1.5″ in diameter. Get out your ruler/measuring tape and visualize this. Then visualize it up your ass. The Luna takes home the trophy for being the biggest anal toy to occupy my ass thus far. But I [...]

03.07.09

Review: Alumina Pace

After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s take on an aluminum plug: the Alumina Pace. Considering my close bond with my Alumina Motion and Revolve (especially the Motion, which is my warm-up lover), I had to say yes. Aluminum is an amazing [...]