Posts tagged with ‘bullets’

05.10.09

Discontinued? No reviews? I should know better.

The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet provides. Same company, same bullet shape, only the Impulse Fantasy Kit takes a whopping 4 AAs instead of 2. I got the idea into my head that I was going to get my [...]

07.08.09

Review: Rider

The Jollies Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle inside the vagina and quietly, secretly, stimulate. While it may look as unassuming as a river rock, it is actually quite large, at 4.5″ long and 1.75″ in diameter. It comes with a one-speed silver (not purple) [...]

14.07.09

All good things must be replaced

I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived its price tag and the amount of times I recklessly washed it. The inevitable happened a couple weeks ago. And now, after a year and a half of wonderful times, I am laying my Xtreme [...]

13.07.09

Review: Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser

The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It is, essentially, a rabbit vibrator’s clitoral stimulator severed from the rabbit. This is fine with me, as I recently denounced rabbit vibrators. The ones I’ve tried have failed at hitting my clit, and besides, I prefer [...]

23.06.09

Review: iVibe Egg

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to be winners, as long as they have decent power. But at some point, I have start asking hard questions. Such as: does the Doc Johnson iVibe Egg provide 50-dollar sensations? And: is there such a [...]

11.04.09

Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet winner!

I received nearly 30 entries to my contest to win the Epiphora-approved Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, making this contest my most successful to date! I attached a number to each entry and used the Random Integer Generator to pick a winner. And that winner is… Machina! She writes:
I’ve had my eye on this for so [...]

29.03.09

Contest: Win the toy I rave about

TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, and they presented me with an offer I could not refuse: the chance to give one away to one of my readers!
My love affair with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet began in January of 2008, and it has been [...]

22.03.09

Review: Xtreme Kit

I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, but I always wondered if the Xtreme Kit was just as good. No, the bullet shapes aren’t the same, and I figured the Xtreme Pack would still win in that area, [...]