Since I can't put "extensive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I'm putting it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, unflinchingly honest, and delightfully void of the term "battery-operated boyfriend."
Babeland is widely recognized as one of the most popular feminist and woman-run sex shops, both online and off.
Yep, my friends at Babeland are letting me have a second contest! I’m giving away a $20 Babeland gift card! I’m going to make this contest very simple: comment on this entry and tell me what you’d do with the 20 bucks — what you’d buy with it and why. If you want to use [...]
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which I’d locked myself in a bedroom to huddle up to the heater and write a paper about Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Usually when I get a toy in the mail, I open it and [...]
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry Baby. I didn’t say anything mean to it. But… I suppose it may have died from neglect. I tried it once about a month ago by myself, then I put it in my toy case. [...]
I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most. I asked participants to digitally edit a sex toy into a curious situation. Here are the two winners… From Syntax, who will be winning the Rabbit Habit! From Roland Hulme, who will be winning the [...]
[Comic copyright xkcd, of course] Very exciting news! My pal Mae at Babeland is allowing me to give away two great items to my readers. Having only started this blog in October, I am ecstatic to be holding a contest this early in my sex blogger life. Up for grabs: the Elastomer Rabbit Habit and [...]
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy is 100% silicone and adorable as hell! I speak of the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo, sent to me from the folks at Babeland. It came in an exceedingly classy white box which, in all [...]
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. Babeland sent it as my next review item. I was surprised to find that it is smaller in girth than the average dildo, and also that it is very stiff. Sometimes I wonder if there is a conspiracy going on surrounding pure silicone. [...]
Hello, hello, the reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put off by your grandma-esque appearance. But, presented with the offer to review you via Babeland, I could not resist. I had to know. What makes you so great? Why do the bloggers shorten your [...]
