OhMiBod

OhMiBod is the company you turn to when you want your vibrator to pulse along to Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.” I don’t listen to music when I jack off, so they’re not really my thing, but some of the toys in their Lovelife line are pretty rad, especially the versatile Cuddle.

Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Welcome to “sex toy news,” a new feature culled from my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. My thoughts here are brief, so you can learn the news on the street and get on your way.

Share your initial impressions and speculations in the comments section!

Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: a worm-like vibrator and a cheeseburger ball gag

Sex toy news: a worm-like vibrator and a cheeseburger ball gag

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

 

Since we last spoke, LELO has gone a bit insane with the new releases. They’ve now put out the Ina/Mona Wave, Siri 2,[. . . read more]

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2014

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2014

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!]

Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a sex blogging class, I fell in love with[. . . read more]

Review: Lovelife Adventure, Smile, Discover, and Cuddle

Review: Lovelife Adventure, Smile, Discover, and Cuddle

OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music– and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant effort. It’s a line of less expensive rechargeable toys that do not care whether you’re blasting Meatloaf.

Usually, for a rechargeable vibrator, you’ll spend at least $90,[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta say, I’m not wholly[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: ceramic dildos and moustache-shaped vibrators

Sex toy news: ceramic dildos and moustache-shaped vibrators

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish.

ANME happened and many new toys[. . . read more]

Review: Hold On To Me

Review: Hold On To Me

I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line of sex toys, Bedroom Kandi. Look, I’m not into so-called “girly” things… like make-up. I haven’t owned mascara since high school. I’ve never bought a tube of lipstick. However! I do own my fair share of vag balls. And Hold On To Me[. . . read more]

Review: OhMiBod

Review: OhMiBod

I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification to state that blatantly in this review… until last night when it died. After about 1.5 uses, and right after I finished compiling a 33-song playlist of songs to test, it stopped working.

As irritating as[. . . read more]