NobEssence

NobEssence is a wooden sex toy manufacturer. They make two of my all-time favorite toys, the Seduction dildo (jaw-dropping G-spot stimulation) and the Romp butt plug (probs my favorite butt plug), and a host of other breathtakingly beautiful pieces.

Epiphora's sex toy gift-giving guide

Epiphora's sex toy gift-giving guide

If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own over 400 of them and have been testing them and reviewing them for six years, but you know. The point is, I have OPINIONS about things that go on vulvas and[. . . read more]

Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Seduction

Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my extreme fervor for this dildo may have gotten lost somewhere, confined to emails and little Twitter freakouts and cruel Tumblr ultimatums. But case in point: I once had a dream[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: thrusting toys and blinged-out vibes

Sex toy news: thrusting toys and blinged-out vibes

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most of the pink, YES!),[. . . read more]

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2011

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2011

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!]

It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and bottom toys of 2011! Remember, like last year, this list includes toys that I acquired/reviewed[. . . read more]

Legend for my header

Legend for my header

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Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified.

I took[. . . read more]

Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Romp

Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Romp

I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug ever made, okay?! I can’t help it if I turn into a ROOOOOMP zombie every time I talk about it!

But in case you don’t believe just me, or are wary to drop the cash[. . . read more]

Woodgasm giveaway winner + a question

Woodgasm giveaway winner + a question

I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that the festivities have wound down, I have randomly chosen a winner. That lucky winner is…

Amber, who chose the NobEssence Tryst as her prize. I approve of this!

Many thanks to SheVibe, who[. . . read more]

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