Swedish luxury sex toy brand LELO makes some fantastic toys. My favorites: Mona 2, Siri 2, Mia, Ella, and the Luna Beads. They come with great warranties, and their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.
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Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your vaginal opening?
OKAY, WORLD, I DID IT. In a relaxed non-aroused state, with my legs spread wide while sitting[. . . read more]
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re going to order after I finally fucking come.
I know that isn’t what you want me to say. You want me to say that either the Mona Wave is like being fingered by the devil, or that it’s[. . . read more]
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO.
For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces of shit topped off with pretentious marketing. It began in 2011 with Lyla, a remote-controlled egg that only responded when I pointed the remote directly at my vulva. The[. . . read more]