Since I can't put "extensive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I'm putting it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, unflinchingly honest, and delightfully void of the term "battery-operated boyfriend."
Jollies was a quirky and innovative silicone sex toy company. They made the groundbreaking Mr. Man, and also invented one of my favorite dildos, the Jollet. They have, very sadly, gone out of business.
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo. I will miss being able to use the phrase “immortalized forever in dildo.” To my great delight, Aidyn has some freaking AMAZING ideas for his dildo. Like, he sent me a really long list of [...]
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put a picture of my cat inside one”? Me too. And since Jollies has resumed production as Chavez Dezignz, and since they are the only sex toy company that embeds cool shit in their dildos, I [...]
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might have one final chance to get some of their toys. A couple days ago, a friend messaged me with a link and wrote, “Since when is Jollies stuff sold in an Etsy shop with pot [...]
[Edit, 01/19/12: Jollies lives again! Hallelujah!] I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock. There have been rumors, even scares, before — about Jollies going out of business. Then rumors about them being revived. But now I know, after an email from Jollies CEO [...]
The Jollies Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just because it’s polka-dotted. I mean, that helps quite a bit, but it’s not the main reason the Jollet rocks. Made of 100% silicone, the Jollet is one of the most rigid silicone toys I’ve squeezed. It’s [...]
The first thing you should know about the Jollies Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and 1.5″ in diameter. Get out your ruler/measuring tape and visualize this. Then visualize it up your ass. The Luna takes home the trophy for being the biggest anal toy to occupy my ass thus far. But I [...]
The Jollies Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle inside the vagina and quietly, secretly, stimulate. While it may look as unassuming as a river rock, it is actually quite large, at 4.5″ long and 1.75″ in diameter. It comes with a one-speed silver (not purple) [...]
Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole at the tip of the head hints at its secret ability to transfer suction from the dildo’s head to the receiver’s clit. Despite my knowledge of the phenomenon of suction (and reviewers verifying Mr. Man’s abilities), I [...]
