Jimmyjane

Jimmyjane is a high-end vibrator company. I consider them the pretentious hipster in the room among sex toy companies. They like to give vibrators to celebs and offer $35,000 private jet packages. Their Little Chroma is one of the biggest scams in the industry.

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

The Lovehoney Flash (left) is a buzzy vibrator. The Doxy Skittle (right) is rumbly.

Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept flittering into my mind: buzzy.

Ugh, too buzzy. What a shame. The design is cool, but it’s so fucking buzzy. Nope.

I even met an[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Welcome to “sex toy news,” a new feature culled from my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. My thoughts here are brief, so you can learn the news on the street and get on your way.

Share your initial impressions and speculations in the comments section!

Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called[. . . read more]

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2015

Epiphora's best and worst sex toys of 2015

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older lists!]

What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you. I got emotional about what being a writer means to me, then had my work published[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark DigestSign up to get it.

Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice,[. . . read more]

Review: Form 5 + Hello Touch X

Review: Form 5 + Hello Touch X

Why does Jimmyjane still exist?

That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence, something less hopeless and definitive. But sitting down to tell you about Jimmyjane’s recent releases, that is the question that pops into my head. Why, year after year, do they create products with little to no understanding of[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

The latest word on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark DigestSign up to get it.

If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us with the Hello Touch X (rechargeable[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to try, but that rose-shaped[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta say, I’m not wholly[. . . read more]

Sex toy news: alarm clock vibrators and progressive misogyny

Sex toy news: alarm clock vibrators and progressive misogyny

The latest news on the street! This edition of “Sex toy news” appeared originally in my email newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest. Sign up to get it.

It’s always a good day when Jimmyjane comes out with something new. And by “good day,” I mean “giggle fest.” This is the Hello Touch,[. . . read more]

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