There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying. Things of note: “A broken wrench here… soon to be a dildo of some sort. Good use for recyclin’.” He is running out of flesh-colored paint. Caulking looks like really thick male ejaculate. The wimpy [...]

It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my screen as they happen. That is how I acquired my wonderful Big Foot case from For Your Nymphomation — their owner, Vera, tweeted that she wanted some sex bloggers to review the brand new Big [...]

Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too late for mail delivery. But the doorbell rang, the cats scattered, and standing outside my door was a man holding a package and an electronic signature device. It only made sense that heightened drama surround [...]

As you may know, Lelo was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a Lelo toy, but I had heard about their beautiful packaging. It really blew me away, so I made a video. I’ll warn you: it’s quite the teaser. But my full review will be up [...]

Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating Massager (see my review of it here). I went a little nuts with the video effects, so watch out! If you’re on YouTube, feel free to subscribe to my channel. I will continue to post [...]

I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have been great events to watch and eat pizza during. Today, however, I came across something I never wanted to know existed: a Barack Obama dildo. There are just so many things wrong with it… first [...]