There are a lot of things about this blog that were decided on a whim. For instance, the domain name. I don’t like it because it’s hard to spell, but it was the only thing I could fit my pseudonym into. I’m really bad at naming things (except cats — I’m awesome at that). I’m [...]

Facebook hates sex bloggers1. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I needed to create a fan page if I wanted to be promoting myself. So I did. This time, when they reinstated my account, they had a new and exciting reason for my account being disabled. [...]

I’m starting a tradition, peeps! Every year around this time, I’m gonna make a list of my top and bottom toys for the year, and give out entirely fake awards to various toys that have earned them. However, it’s not going to be about toys that were released that year (despite living on the internet [...]

It’s that time again! Time for the holiday wishlist meme. Basically, bloggers exchange lists, then try to grant each others’ wishes. My list this year isn’t hugely different from last year, but hopefully a few fun things can be exchanged. Comment here if you create a list, and I will be sure to read it [...]

People! Friends! I’m finally back! I am now with a different host and hopefully should have very little or no downtime to speak of from now on. I have quite a few posts/reviews in the works right now, so I thought I’d have a little poll to see what you guys are interested in reading [...]

This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s wishes, and am hoping to find others I can help out as well. I also have a list of stuff that I’d really love to have, but don’t have the money or means right now. [...]

Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around here. I didn’t know what the hell I was doing when I started Hey Epiphora in October of 2008, and I’ve just been kinda going with the flow since then. That flow has mostly included [...]

A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?, sponsored by the amazing folks at Play Passions. I decided to make the contest a somewhat complicated one, to befit the majesty that is the Njoy Pure Wand. I asked entrants to tell me what they would [...]