Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for you!
Seriously, it’s uncanny how much this film understands womankind. Case in point: the painting scene. I have learned much from this scene, like that paint fumes are an aphrodisiac. And that girls like getting ass-fucked by paintbrush handles while contorting their bodies into pretzel shapes.
To my surprise, I learned that girls HATE happiness. And subtlety.
To nobody’s surprise, girls like purple! A lot of it. In sopping wet toxic paint form.
Girls like humping canvases. Girls like making art. . . . read the rest