These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day: Would you be able to take a picture of your Seduction and Intrigue? I really want both of those, but I’m having a hard time discerning between the colors of the wood from your blog [...]

I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It grossed me out. And I know this visceral reaction is shared by many, despite how we may feel about actual cocks. But somewhere, something changed with me. I’m not sure when or what it was. [...]

If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like: With a .GIF, sparkling background and Comic Sans, of course! Jake Holden commented, cool background! looks like myspace but better LOL can u send me the html codes plz>? I also posted a review of the Cherry-Scented Vibro [...]

This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to see if it would look as good as it did in my head. It almost did. I was too lazy to make an actual latte when I finally did shoot my avatar photo in January [...]

At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. Dream Toys Lemon Drops, NobEssence Linger, Acuvibe Mini I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever had during sex, with the Acuvibe Mini… which is very dead now. Now we are off to another B&B to celebrate half a decade together. This year I [...]

[Note: I no longer recommend the Form 2. Read why here.] It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane Form 2, a two-pronged pipsqueak that I’ve lusted after for a while now. Yes, I finally got my grubby hands on it, and I [...]

Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a solution for you. It’s called the Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox, made by Tunti Enterprises. Tunti Enterprises is a small indie business run by a wonderful woman named Ilse Thompson. She’s active on Twitter and has begun monthly contests [...]

You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall in love with one, and then you want to bitch out anyone who dares judge your snookum-wookum on its external appearance? That’s how I’ve become, very quickly, with the Eroscillator. It is my darling, my [...]