At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary.

Dream Toys Lemon Drops, NobEssence Linger, Acuvibe Mini
I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever had during sex, with the Acuvibe Mini… which is very dead now.
Now we are off to another B&B to celebrate half a decade together. This year I have several awesome [...]

It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane Form 2, a two-pronged pipsqueak that I’ve lusted after for a while now.
Yes, I finally got my grubby hands on it, and I must say — this is definitely a unique toy. So unique, yes, [...]

Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a solution for you.
It’s called the Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox, made by Tunti Enterprises. Tunti Enterprises is a small indie business run by a wonderful woman named Ilse Thompson. She’s active on Twitter and has begun monthly contests on her [...]

You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall in love with one, and then you want to bitch out anyone who dares judge your snookum-wookum on its external appearance? That’s how I’ve become, very quickly, with the Eroscillator. It is my darling, my [...]

The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a picture; that’s how unusual it was. Normally, after I masturbate, I’m left with at least four dirty toys.

The bamboo dildo is the NobEssence Linger; the black cutie is the Fun Factory Bootie. And the copper-colored [...]

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with NobEssence’s signature Lubrosity coating, it is elegance incarnate. But not just aesthetically; I quickly realized that it also felt elegant while in use. As in, up my cooch.
Um. See. The Seduction is incredibly lovely and [...]

I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them sit in a drawer or in one of my toy cases, taking up space and generally being not in/on a vagina/ass. This is a fitting fate for some toys (see: Impulse Butterfly… god, I really [...]

Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks of RubyGlass21. And because my last contest for an equally sexy glass dildo from RubyGlass21 was such a success, they are letting me give away a Vortex and a Pleasure Wand to my awesome readers.
Having the [...]