If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the 2-star review of The Girl Next Door that I wrote for my high school newspaper when it hit theaters in April 2004. “Just about everything is unrealistic,” I complained, “except maybe how horny everybody is.” I was 17, . . .
In which I watch (and make fun of) movies and documentaries about sex toys, porn, and other relevant topics.
[Welcome to Movie Night, a new feature in which I’ll snark about movies and TV that address sex toys, porn, and sexuality. I hope it makes you laugh!] Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a ~crazy~ idea: to, uh, do something about . . .