Jack-off Journal

Where I recount all the ~salacious~ details of my masturbation sessions. Not really. More like whether I can orgasm at the exact moment the timer for the corn dogs goes off.

Jack-off Journal #18

Jack-off Journal #18

[Trigger warning: incest, menstrual blood, consensual non-consent.]

April 2014
Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this month marks the discovery of something glorious: New Sensations’ “Tabu Tales” series.[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #17

Jack-off Journal #17

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

May 17th, 2013
The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so I whipped out my Mona 2 and had the quickest orgasm before he returned. Incredibly, the toy[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #16

Jack-off Journal #16

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

January 24th, 2013
I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly Kane, but turns out it was just a 9-minute smothering video and only[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #15

Jack-off Journal #15

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

July 27th, 2012
Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There was this super young looking chick and I had to check her date of birth to make sure I wasn’t[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #14

Jack-off Journal #14

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

January 21st, 2012
After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like you do. I did some work, then jacked off to Belladonna’s Buttface. With a name like that, I guess[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #13

Jack-off Journal #13

February 3rd, 2011
Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my name in the chatroom, he said, “holy shit, is this the Epiphora?” and I just about died. He said he was a fanboy of me (?!). Holy crap, camming is exhilarating and nerve-wracking. I felt like a paranoid[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #12

Jack-off Journal #12

October 1st, 2010
WHY WHY WHY WHY:

WHY WHY WHY WHY.
November 13th, 2010
I took a break from playing Plants vs. Zombies

…to watch a new Burning Angel porno, Doppelganger. The first scene was set in a DILDO FACTORY. I promptly skipped it, though, because solo scenes are boooring.

I found myself at Jiz Lee[. . . read more]

Jack-off Journal #11

Jack-off Journal #11

[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]

August 5th, 2010
Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it was a mistake to have anticipated it. Despite some awesome pairings, the camera angles consistently lacked close-up genital shots (which[. . . read more]