I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for shooting porn. But all of them combined? Explosion of awesome. It’s even better than I thought it would be. Here’s what happened: Tristan shot a couple sex ed shorts for the Smitten Kitten [...]

I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS VERY EXCITING! I’ve been wanting to do this for ages. It was a bit of an experience figuring out just which service to use. I eliminated WantedList pretty quickly when I found they did not [...]

Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a large cock. Be able to get hard within seconds. Be able to resist orgasm for hours. Move to L.A. Somehow become a super famous pornstar. …then, maybe, she will fuck you.

There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing: a new documentary called 9 to 5: Days in Porn. This is a real look at the porn business and the people in it, not some half-baked piece of junk that perpetuates lies about the [...]

The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative or superficial. Even Frontline, which I normally adore (seriously, go watch Hand of God or Abortion Clinic, or practically anything else), put out a fairly lukewarm documentary called American Porn. I giddily rented Thinking XXX [...]

Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me! This scene from Naughty Office Vol. 3 made it worth my while to slog through 35 minutes of weak vibrations from the Durex Play Vibrations Focus (a disposable finger vibrator). I credit the porn with [...]

I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have been great events to watch and eat pizza during. Today, however, I came across something I never wanted to know existed: a Barack Obama dildo. There are just so many things wrong with it… first [...]