Banter

Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about pornstars ruining our daughters, sometimes about horrific blowjob advice. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and Toybox Reports.

I’m speaking at CatalystCon West!

06.14.13
catalystcon-speaker

You can thank Lorax Of Sex for roping me into this one! Time was running out on the speaking deadline for CatalystCon West, and I thought there was no way we could submit anything, but (in just one night, no less) they pumped me full of confidence and convinced me otherwise. Yes, after just one conference [...]

Five hundred

06.11.13
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This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I spent far too much time assembling a hokey 500 made up of sex toys. Shut up. I feel like this is important, though. Bloggers — perhaps more so sex bloggers — change with the seasons. Sex [...]

Once and for all: what’s in our sex toys?

05.14.13
dildology-logo

Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have to do all the material-sniffing and toy-burning for ourselves. We have to use condoms on things because we quite literally have no idea what they contain. Is this how things are destined to be forever? I [...]

Insane deals on some of my favorite toys!

04.20.13
20% off Tantus at SheVibe!

I don’t like to clutter my blog and inundate you with information you may or may not want, so I usually confine this info to my sales & deals page… but not today. This sale at SheVibe contains too many good toy purchase opportunities. It will allow you to purchase toys that I adore for 15-20% less [...]

We got you!

04.03.13
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So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential products, a site re-design, a newsletter, a promotional video… even with the help of my partner in crime, Lorax Of Sex, it was an exhausting, delirium-inducing endeavor. But worth it? I’ve become somewhat notorious for my [...]

Help fund the Joy Ride!

04.01.13
joy-ride

[We got you — April Fool's!] I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax Of Sex and I have been working on for some time. I’m pretty sure you’re gonna go apeshit. With over 10+ years combined experience in the sex toy industry, Lorax [...]

The amazing things that happened at CatalystCon

03.20.13
CatalystCon swag bag. Apparently Wet makes a lube called Uranus.

Or, “CatalystCon: where children teethe on cock rings and I shake the hand of the man who invented one of the best dildos in history“ IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even staying up late, as per usual for me, did not [...]

Armed and ready for Catalyst

03.11.13

You guys, CatalystCon is happening. Like, really soon. In just a couple days, I will be traveling alone for the first time in my life, arriving in Washington D.C. and meeting people I’ve wanted to meet for years. It still has not hit me that this is about to happen. Up until this week, there [...]