The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only did I receive a ton of entries, but I didn’t have to tally them up in a spreadsheet because Rafflecopter did all the work for me. FIST PUMP. And the lucky winner is… Victoria, who [...]

Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now I am pleased to announce the ten winners of various gift cards. Crystal, Meyrin, The Bedroom Blogger, and KinkyMandaa won the four $50 SheVibe gift cards! Shekeita won the $150 Tantus gift card! Sarah B. won the $75 Early to Bed gift [...]

I know what happens, peeps. You’re standing in line for a concert, or waiting for decades at DMV, and you’re fiddling with your phone thinking, damn, I really wish I could consume some snarky sex toy reviews in an easy-to-read format right now. Your dreams have become a reality! Whenever you load my site on [...]

When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy, I knew which one immediately: the Pure Wand. This toy is the best thing that will ever happen to your G-spot. I wish I could give everyone in the world a Pure Wand. Since that [...]

Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries for my Green sex toys for everyone! giveaway. Granted, it’s my fault I added the Tumblr reblogging option… but don’t say I never did anything for you! Here are the winners of each toy. Yooo [...]

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This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does it get any better? Pugs and Fleshlights — in ONE VIDEO. I love it. My sex-toy-obsessed heart swells. In case you are scarred, though, here is a video of pugs not being sexualized: And let [...]

Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all your entries. Here are the winners of the 8 fabulous prizes: The Vixen Maverick, donated by Vibrator.com, goes to Crystalline! The Wahl, donated by SheVibe, goes to Corina! The Jollies Jollet, donated by Kama Sutra [...]