You can thank Lorax Of Sex for roping me into this one! Time was running out on the speaking deadline for CatalystCon West, and I thought there was no way we could submit anything, but (in just one night, no less) they pumped me full of confidence and convinced me otherwise. Yes, after just one conference [...]

You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I will torture you no further. The winner is Natty! Only a few entrants took my challenge to make a GIF or Vine of themselves using a household object to imitate the movement of the Stronic Eins, [...]

Whooooosh! That’s the sound of my red sex toy giveaway going by in a flash. Usually my giveaways last a bit longer, but I wanted to finish this one in time to get the prizes shipped out and in the winners’ hands by Valentine’s Day. And so it is over! The winner of the LELO Mona [...]

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog. And that’s a tall order considering some of the hella cool giveaways I’ve done in the past. I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of [...]

I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but I figured an actual announcement might be a good idea. Besides, I thought of a way to bribe you into subscribing: I’m going to give away a sex toy to one random subscriber! As to [...]

So I’m pretty sure my neon and tie dye VixSkin giveaway has been my most successful giveaway to date. AND WHY WOULDN’T IT BE? WHO WOULDN’T WANT NEON AND TIE DYE DILDOS? Take notice, world. People like things that are not pastel pink! Anyway, the winner I’ve randomly selected is Maggie Munkee, who chose a tie [...]

[Note: The Beyond 3 is sadly now gone forever, but the Jopen Key Comet G Wand is comparable and awesome.] I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the block, and now I’m around to witness the very unfortunate discontinuation of many (all?) of their toys — [...]

Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to give away a piece from such an up-and-coming manufacturer. And a beautiful piece, no less! The winner is… Eli! With a choice between Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, and Number 33, Eli chose Number 66. Taking after me, [...]