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So vibrators are disempowering now?
“Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ...”
11 07 04 01 | May | Apr 26 24 11 09 01
A few changes around here
“
Don't crucify me, peeps, but I'm starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. ...”
| Mar | Feb | Jan 30 26
A milestone. A huge one.
“I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what ...”
23 19 17 12 09 | 2011 | Dec 31 28 26 21 19 14 05 01
A touch of whimsy
“I'm always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, ...”
| Nov | Oct | Sep | Aug | Jul | Jun | May | Apr | Mar 29 25 21 19 08
A dude's solution to the problem of phthalates
“Women!
Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that ...”
03 | Feb 28 21 16 14 10 07
Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion
“Trigger warning for violence against women.
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don't ...”
04 01 | Jan 24 21 20
Tristan Taormino and the hypocrisy of OSU
“Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced ...”
14 12 | 2010 | Dec 31 29 20
The best Christmas list ever
“This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I've seen in quite ...”
16 12
15 rules for writing a sex toy review that doesn't royally suck
“There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell ...”
09 03
Holiday giving wishlist 2010
“It's that time again! Time for the holiday wishlist meme. Basically, bloggers exchange lists, then ...”
02 | Nov | Oct 29 27 18 17 16
2-year blogiversary giveaway winners
“Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept ...”
15 11 04 01 | Sep | Aug 31 28
We came, we Tickled.
“Hoorah! My Tickle gift card giveaway went swimmingly. The Twitter parties were great -- we discussed ...”
22 20
Friends I've made along the way
“You know, I didn't expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog ...”
17 15
Giveaway: It's raining Tickle gift cards!
“So, peeps, remember those Twitter parties I held a while back? They were awesome and ...”
13 06 | Jul | Jun | May 31 25 21 18 16 12 11 07
Why I won't be coming out any time soon
“My mom is having a sex toy party.
I knew the moment I read the email ...”
04 03 01 | Apr 29 27 24 20 18 16 13 12 09 08 06 02 01 | Mar 30 27 24 21 17 16 14 12 10 08 07 05 04 03 02 | Feb 28 26 23 19 16 13 11 09 08 07 06 05 04 03 02 01 | Jan 31
Pop Shot: Beer Lube
“It doesn't taste like beer.
At all. ((No, not even a little.))”
29 26
I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.
“Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a "sex blog." I spend ...”
25 24 22 19 17 16 15 14 09 08 05 04 03 | 2009 | Dec 21
A little hiatus
“Christmas is coming up fast this week, which means several days of festivities for me. ...”
17
Um, No: "How to Make a Homemade Dildo"
“There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly ...”
14 13 11
So kiss me and smile for me...
“Today I sent one of my favorite toys away.
It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed ...”
07 04
Holiday giving wishlist
“This year, I thought I'd participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I've already been able ...”
03 01 | Nov 29 26 23 16 15
The dual orgasm
“I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, "I ...”
08 07 06
Where to go from here
“Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about ...”
01 | Oct 28
Blogiversary blowout winners!
“Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky ...”
27 20 15 12 10 06 05 04 01 | Sep 27 18 14
And the winner of the Pure Wand is...
“After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud ...”
05 03 | Aug 31 27 26 23 21 16 14 09 07 05 02
RubyGlass21 dildos winners!
“My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and ...”
| Jul 31 29 21
An absence of grimacing
“Warming my boyfriend up to anal play has been a challenge thus far -- to ...”
20 19 18 14 13 11 08
Not exactly forgiven
“Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries -- ...”
07 03 | Jun 30 27
Don Wands keeps digging
“"Our remarks were appropriate." —Email to me from Don Wands
I knew this Don Wands fiasco was ...”
26
Or you could get defensive
“When I write a negative review of a toy, I don't expect to ever hear ...”
25 24 23 21 20 19 18 14 13
And the bumpy glass goes to...
“My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a ...”
10 09 04 02 | May | Apr 18 12
A likely lack of posts
“It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from ...”
11
Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet winner!
“I received nearly 30 entries to my contest to win the Epiphora-approved Xtreme Pack G-spot ...”
05 | Mar 29 28 27 26 22
Pop Shot: Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves
“
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked ...”
21 18
Babeland gift card winner!
“I probably should not admit this, but I have a soft spot for people who ...”
12 07 06 | Feb 27 21 19 15 08 07
Policing sex toy reviews?
“So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to ...”
04 03 | Jan 31 24
His fingers, the tip of my pinkie
“We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throe ...”
21 20 17 16 15 14
Hey Epiphora's new home
“It's true, I've moved! I know; I'm still just a wee one in the sex ...”
07 06
Review: Cobalt Twister
“
I know, I know, I know. I'm reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? ...”
02 | 2008 | Dec 30 29 27 25
The spirit of sex bloggers
“It's been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for ...”
24
It's official; I'm a squirter
“Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy ...”
23 22 20 19 13 11 07 06 05 03 | Nov 28 27 24 21 19
A revolutionary cock
“Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys ...”
18 16 15 12 08 07 06 05 04 02 | Oct 29
Porn documentaries (the bad news)
“The bad news is, they're hard to come by. And when you do come by ...”
26 25 22
The perks of tweeting
“I'm so excited I can hardly sit still!
This new blog, and my new Twitter, are ...”
20 19 15 13 12 10 08 07
Caving in
“I never thought I would become a "sex blogger." Mainly because I don't write very ...”
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