ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
...green every year. But I do have quite the affinity for the color green. Green is one of the most under-used colors in the sex toy market, and it’s time someone honored the toys/companies that dare to go there. Thus, a giveaway! For St. Patrick’s Day, yes. But mostly for...
ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
Subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries for my Green sex toys for everyone! giveaway. Granted, it’s my fault I added the Tumblr reblogging option… but...
Papaya Toys Candy Stick
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory Twister, and it was a bit of a flop. More than anything else, the dial base was finicky, and the battery compartment was non-intuitive. These issues can make any green-colored...
...breast cancer. There are about a hundred million other Sex Tarts flavors, but I figured it would be best to choose flavors that I normally really like. You know, outside of lube. So I chose four: Green Apple Fizz, Tangy Tangerine, Electric Lemonade, and Peach Pucker. They came to me in...
...it’s freaking lime green. And not only that — it’s lime green with bluish swirls. This is one sexy dildo; unless, of course, you hate green (but then I’d just rather not know you). The Astrovibe is made of 100% silicone. It’s a very soft, squeezable silicone that flops slightly...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.
...foam green, 1 cute pillow-top-textured handle, unnecessary-but-sure Swarovski crystal button. Apparently there is still a small, girly part of me that is surprisingly into this shit. (Or maybe I’m blinded by my fondness for the thing.) The box includes a satin drawstring bag and USB charger, both of which are...
This vibe is long gone, but Fun Factory makes many other glorious toys. See my favorites here! Consider the Fun Factory Tiger or Patchy Paul. I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun Factory Twister is a 100% silicone...
...The battery packs are identical in design, but there are a couple discrepancies. The buttons on the Xtreme Kit feel more flimsy; they rattle a bit more, and they’re painted with silver paint, whereas the green buttons on the Xtreme Pack appear to be just green plastic. Also, weirdly, the...
Xtassie Cocomini vibrator
...port can’t save a mediocre vibrator. The Cocomini is packaged in a cute purse-shaped green and black box. It comes with a flimsy white drawstring pouch that is not only fairly transparent, but does not stay closed at all (the moment I let go of the strings, the neck of...
Melissa Monet making The Face while receiving oral sex.
...website: “I want to lay on top of you and pretend that I am flying.” I was drinking peppermint schnapps, but still fantasizing about my new green dildo. So at one point I dropped out of the conversation, turned on PopPorn: The Guide to Making Fuck, and did what can...
Tantus neon dildos and butt plug
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three popular toys (Ryder, Echo, and Acute) in the colors that some of the first Tantus toys were made in: lime green, electric orange, and neon pink. OMG, just look at them! They...
LELO Mia rechargeable bullet vibrator, in some snow.
...inflates our heads. I proceeded to ask the only important question — which colors does the new Mia come in? — and my LELO contact replied, “Sadly, no turquoise or lime green this time… I think the only new colour will be black.” #1. What! A manufacturer who knows that...
Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a beast. A glimmering, swirly green beast; a beast that, sadly, promises much more than it delivers. I know. Despite the fact that I love large dildos, textured dildos, and toys...