Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
Year: 2014
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
...is a RIDICULOUS deal. Tantus always has epic sales, and their sale this year isn’t any different! They have various bundles of toys with deep discounts, and individual toys are also discounted. Plus, you can use code EPIPHORA to get an additional 15% off already amazing sale prices. As always,...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...