Nov 092013
 

Holy shit.

This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before it actually became massive. Over 3,000 people entered — about three times the number who entered last year.

I am exhausted and inspired from reading all of your comments. I am, and will remain, your humble dildo servant.

Now: winners!

Tantus toys galore!

The winners have all been notified and many prizes shipped out. Here’s the list of all 18 winners.

The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to Lydia and Kai!
The Jopen Comet G Wand, donated by SheVibe, goes to Katie!
The njoy Pure Plug, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Sarah!
A $150 gift certificate donated by Tantus goes to Alyssa!
The Eroscillator 2 Plus, donated by SheVibe, goes to Sonny!
The We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe, goes to Nicole!
The Fleshlight, donated by Fleshlight, goes to John!
The Vixen Creations Mustang, donated by Vixen Creations, goes to Madeline!
The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Chloe!
The Fun Factory Stronic Eins, donated by Babeland, goes to Mkay!
The NobEssence Romp, donated by NobEssence, goes to Brittany!
The New York Toy Collective Shilo, donated by the Smitten Kitten, goes to Jamari!
The njoy Pure Wand, donated by Early to Bed, goes to Maggie!
The Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness, donated by Good Vibrations, goes to John!
The Crystal Delights Star Delight, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Kelly!
The NobEssence Seduction, donated by NobEssence. goes to Jane!
The Vixen Creations Buck, donated by Vixen Creations, goes to Gingy!

Congrats to all, and big hugs to the companies who donated: LELOSheVibeLovehoneyTantusWe-VibeFleshlightVixen CreationsCrystal DelightsBabelandNobEssenceSmitten KittenEarly to Bed, and Good Vibrations. Thank you all for for making this blogiversary giveaway even more epic than the last!

Now tell me, peeps, did I somehow manage to leave out a certain toy you really wanted to win? The word “giveaway” makes me wince right now, but maybe in a few more months…

  • http://thoughtsofagrowingsub.com/ SubReiSkyeM

    Congratulations to all the winners and thank you for running such an awesome giveaway! Your sponsors are awesome as well :) There’s nothing I can think of that you didn’t already give away though!

  • Rachel

    Congradulations to all the winners! And thanks for running this awesome giveaway! I REALLY wanted the LELO Mona 2, but fuck it, I guess I’ll just buy it now.!

  • Annie

    Congrats to all! The only thing that was “left out” was actually part of the prizes, just not international, which is understandable (I can imagine a hunk of wood would cost a LOT to ship) :)

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’m bound by the constraints of the companies who donate. If they can ship international, then great. But they are already donating a toy, which is quite generous, so I can’t force them to also ship international if it is difficult for them.

  • Annie

    Hey, no worries, like I said it’s totally understandable and why I put left out in between quotation marks. Anyway, I’ll take the opportunity to thank you again for organizing all of this <3

  • Heaven

    Congrats to everyone who won! I am sure you are exhausted after that one but it was well worth it.

  • Lythias

    Congratulations to the lucky winners! May your new acquisition bring great joy to your nethers~ :P

  • Lythias

    Also, as to toys that’d be a sweet giveaway (and even better if they’d ship to Australia, so that I’d actually have a chance of winning it) I’d like to throw a vote in for the Fun Factory Stronic Zwei.
    I’m always on the lookout for toys my partner and I can use with each other, and as one of the males who read your blog, I know that I can’t be the only one wondering how this might feel on my prostate.

  • Camryn Jones

    Congrats to all of the winners, and give yourself a pat of the back for running something so huge!
    As for leaving things out, you tossed in everything but lube and porn! *laughs* The only thing you really missed was a set of kegel balls.
    I wanted to tell you that I was happy to see a harness, Fleshlight, and packer being given away. The giveaway was kind of over whelmingly insertable, but you made an effort to be inclusive and appeal to people with penises with no interest in being penetrated and people that don’t fit into the cishet gender binary. Thanks for that.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I definitely considered having Luna Beads involved, but with the price tags on everything else, I figured nobody would enter for them.

    You’re right that it was very insertable-centric… the reason is because I’m a lot harder to please when it comes to external vibrating things. My bias showing through, for sure, but it’s better than giving away vibrators that I don’t 100% love.

  • http://secretlysensuousstuff.blogspot.com/ Secretly Sensuous

    Big congrats to the winners!

    I have to admit, I was hoping the Eroscillator would be the deluxe version with the soft-tip finger attachment, but just having an Eroscillator on there at all is pretty amazing, especially alongside so much other fantastic stuff. Great job!

  • http://www.ashesvondust.com/ Ashes

    High-fives to all your awesome sponsors! And thank you for running such a gigantic event, it must have been kind of a pain in the ass (thank glorb for Rafflecopter, amirite? Not like in the old days of counting comments!)

    I can’t really think of anything else you could have included, something people would love to win, that you approve/have tested. Um. Really, no idea. OH WAIT. I dunno if this is something you’d ever consider doing, but a cool prize would be a session with you (like on Google or Skype or whatever) recommending toys or giving blog/review tips or whatever. That would be really neat, but yeah, I dunno if you’re into that sort of thing.

    Thanks again for all you do!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    God, I know. I think back to the days before Rafflecopter and my back hurts jut remembering it.

    That’s an interesting idea!

  • Alex

    Congrats to everyone who won! The disappointment of not winning a Mona 2 is mitigated by the fact that Lelo is currently doing free international express shipping for the holidays. Aw yiss!

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ryuus-Wardrobe/189604487801509 Andrea E.

    Congrats to everyone who won! So jealous! :P

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