May 172013
 

You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I will torture you no further. The winner is Natty!

Only a few entrants took my challenge to make a GIF or Vine of themselves using a household object to imitate the movement of the Stronic Eins, but they all amused me greatly. I mean, look at the resemblance between the Stronic Eins and this GIF from Sexxxay:

stronic-eins-thrusting

Of course, I was hoping for a cat, but if it had to be a canine dog, a pug is a good choice. I love the attention to detail, with the Fun Factory logo and plus and minus buttons. Very nice.

Much thanks again to SheVibe for furnishing the toy for this giveaway. If you find my argument about the Stronic Eins compelling, definitely buy your Stronic Eins from them. They’re the shit.

And as always, I’m open to other giveaway ideas. What do you want to win next, peeps?


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  • ella

    the eroscillator!

  • http://twitter.com/StabbinRobots Stabbin Robots

    Congrats, Natty! *Discreet eye daggers*
    Yay, I’m glad you liked Butter :)

  • http://twitter.com/KissinBlueKaren Karen B

    That is a really cool pic of a pug trying to be a stronic eins! I gotta figure out how to do that!

  • Appletini

    eroscillator would be awesome

  • trix23

    Fluor-A-Green Vixen Mustang (I know, I know, what can I say, nobody in my area has the neon ones and I’m a l’il bit tapped out at the moment)

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