Win a Stronic pulsating thrusting vibrator

Person holding the Fun Factory Stronic Eins in front of a curtain.
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ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting in. No matter how epic a sex toy is, I always feel a little uneasy telling people to spend such large chunks of hard-earned money on them.

So I concocted an ingenious plan that both washes away my guilt and makes one of you very happy: give one of the motherfuckers away. SheVibe was happy to agree to my insane demands (and quickly, too, almost as if I was holding a gun to their heads), and so I offer to you, my peeps, a free $200 Stronic Eins thrusting sex toy in the color of your choice. Ahh, I feel better already.

Why is the Stronic Eins such an exciting thing? My review in a very small nutshell:

The Stronic Eins feels nothing like any sex toy I’ve ever touched or put in my vagina . . . there’ve been times I’ve been using traditional dildos and yearned for [it]. It’s just such a quick, fulfilling toy. It’s so lazy, and I LOVE IT . . . the Stronic Eins jostles my G-spot into oblivion with very little effort on my part. Quick, disgustingly effortless pleasure.

If that doesn’t make you want it, I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT GO:

Stronic Eins thrusting back and forth in GIF form

Enter using the widget below. The usual social media entry options apply, but with one special addition: you can rack up 5 entries by making a video, GIF, or Vine of yourself using a household object to imitate the movement of the Stronic Eins.

This one’s open to the US and Canada. Giveaway ends on Monday, May 13th at 11:59 p.m. EST.