2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Year: 2013
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
I’m not a big Black Friday person. I like deals, but despise having to make any sort of effort to...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...