Oct 032012
 

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all, you know I’m a fan of throwing epic blogiversary giveaways each October to thank everyone for following my escapades, and this year is no different. Well, except it’s even BETTER than years past, because I have rounded up FIFTEEN PRIZES for y’all.

As always, I am only giving away toys I’ve tried and loved, with the brief exception of the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2 which I’m sure is awesome, and the Fleshlight which I do not have a cock to behold with. I also tried to wrangle a range of items: vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, a masturbation sleeve, a packer, and even a harness, so hopefully there is something that calls your name. Some prizes are also open to international readers! Yes!

Here’s what you need to do. Scroll through the list, ogle the photos, and decide which toy you want to enter for (yes, you have to choose just one — pick the one you want the most!). Make sure it can be shipped to your country. Write down its name if you are prone to forgetfulness. Then fill out the Rafflecopter form at the bottom and cross yer fingers.

I’ve broken it down into international vs. U.S. (and sometimes Canada) for ease of… everything.

Open to everyone / international readers

 

Tantus Splash

The Tantus Splash, donated by Tantus. A highly-textured masterpiece of dual colors. I haven’t finished my review of this one yet, but let’s just say that I QUOTE THE BIBLE IN IT. [Edit: here's my review!]

Open to international readers — you agree to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.

LELO Luna Beads

The LELO Luna Beads, donated by LELO. I’ve tried a lot of vaginal balls since I got my Luna Beads in 2009, yet nothing has ever topped them. So I was like “fuck it, I’m giving away Luna Beads again.”

Open to international readers!

Crystal Delights Star Delight

The Crystal Delights Star Delight, with the winner’s choice of Swarovski crystal color, donated by Crystal Delights. One of the only glass dildos you’ll ever need. Just look at it.

Open to international readers!

Tantus Ryder

The Tantus Ryder, donated by Tantus. This is one solid motherfuckin’ butt plug. Perfect for a full sensation but comfortable enough to wear for long periods of time.

Open to international readers — you agree to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.

Jollies / Chavez Dezignz Jollet

The Jollies / Chavez Dezignz Jollet, donated by Chavez Dezignz. This is another one that I tried years ago and still haven’t gotten over. It is a rigid, G-spotting dream, and comes in sparkle, polka dot, and even skull iterations, which the winner will get to choose from.

Open to international readers!

Tantus Cush O2
The Tantus Cush O2, donated by Tantus. It stimulates the front walls of my vagina amazingly with its dual-density material and impeccable design. You can even have it in pink if you are insane so desire.

Open to international readers — you agree to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.

Tantus Pack 'n Play No. 2

The Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2, donated by Tantus. The world needs more hygienic packers, and this one looks fantastic.

Open to international readers — you agree to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.

Open to U.S. readers only (and sometimes Canada)

njoy Pure Plugs

The njoy Pure Plug, in your choice of size, donated by SheVibe. Um. Yeah. Basically, everyone who is into anal play needs one of these plugs. They are incredible little things.

Open to readers in the U.S. or Canada only.

Vixen Creations Mustang

The Vixen Creations Mustang in NEON GREEN, donated by Vixen Creations. IT’S NEON GREEN. And it’s made of VIXSKIN, one of my favorite materials of ALL TIME. Can you tell I’m a little excited?

Open to U.S. readers only.

Kelly Shibari Fleshlight

The Kelly Shibari Fleshlight , donated by Fleshlight. Molded after badass BBW icon Kelly Shibari, this Fleshlight features the Lotus inner texture meant to mimic the vaginal canal. I want to touch it.

Open to readers in the continental U.S. only.

We-Vibe Touch

The We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe. It may look like a potato, but it’s actually an awesome and rumbly clitoral vibe that really surprised me. Plus it comes in TEAL, but I won’t judge you (too much) if you choose one of the other colors.

Open to readers in the U.S. or Canada only.

Fun Factory Big Boss

The Fun Factory Big Boss, in epic orange, donated by She Bop. If internal vibrations are what you crave, oh, oh, you need this. Just remember, it is a beast.

Open to U.S. readers only.

The Leaf Life, donated by Babeland. Pinpoint clitoral stimulation is this vibe’s specialty, although it’s pretty good at disguising itself as a leaf also.

Open to U.S. readers only.

The Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness in your choice of size and color, donated by Early to Bed. In my opinion, it’s only harness a person really ever needs. It’s so comfortable you’ll forget you’re wearing it.

Open to U.S. readers only.

Vixen Creations Leoweenie

The Vixen Creations Leoweenie, donated by Vixen Creations. Or you can call it by its street name, BATCOCK. Just in time for Halloween. A good way to make sure the kids never return to your house for candy?

Open to U.S. readers only.


Ready to enter? Excellent!
a Rafflecopter giveaway

Deadline: October 20th, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. EST.

Restrictions:

  • All winners must be 18+.
  • The winners of the Vixen Creations Mustang, Fleshlight, Fun Factory Big Boss, Leaf Life, Spareparts Hardwear Joque, and Vixen Creations Leoweenie must live in the U.S.
  • The winners of the njoy Pure Plug and We-Vibe Touch must live in the U.S. or Canada.
  • International winners agree to pay customs/duties fees if needed.
  • Elizabeth

    You are the best human being and I am inhumanly excited. That is all.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    All the photoshopping is worth it for comments like this!

  • http://twitter.com/heatherbat heather bat

    how to improve your site? way to set the bar for comments intimidatingly high… ;)
    the only improvement i could possibly ask for would be more frequent postings – i have yet to run across a toy review site i enjoy or trust as much as yours, even though i’m very sure that our genitals have somewhat different requirements. however, the fact that i can say with certainty what requirements your genitals have is the main thing about this blog that impresses me. you are unflinchingly honest and that’s awesome as hell. :D

  • Tamara

    Consider taking suggestions for toys from readers? :D?

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    What would be the ideal number of posts per week? Don’t say 5 or I’ll die of exhaustion. Heh.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Oh, I am always open to suggestions! Do you think I should make that more clear somewhere? Create a toy review suggestion box? Obviously I will have to veto some of the ideas, but I love to hear what you guys are wanting to know about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kariod Kari O’Doran

    How about guest reviews by porn performers and other sex educators?

  • Annastasia

    The only change that I would make wills be possibly adding guest bloggers from time to time or have someone compare review the toy with you.

  • http://twitter.com/heatherbat heather bat

    gah! this makes me feel demanding. but in a perfect world, i’d like to see one post a week at least, preferably two. and more jack-off journals! those make me happy in a non-arousing way. i enjoy reading about people healthily, happily, and lovingly fucking themselves, and i wish there were more of that on the internet. maybe a weekly update with a monthly or bimonthly jack-off journal? i know with the med change that might be iffy for a while, i’ve been on that merry-go-round. but. that would pretty much be perfect. :D

  • Adele

    You could improve by giving me free glitter dildos– okay no, but I love the idea of guest/team blogging. And I’d love more non-review posts: rants, general sex toy musings, etc.

  • http://www.pennysdirtythoughts.com/ Penny

    I would love more advice posts, especially ones about blogging in general, like hints at how on earth you made your blog so pretty and organized, how you started reviewing, how you keep track of everything etc.

  • http://twitter.com/kiraskink Kira

    Maybe comparison reviews? You have a lot of toys and sometimes it’s nice to know how similar things compare to each other. I can’t really think of anything else. I think your blog is just fine the way it is. lol

    Also – HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Four years is an amazing accomplishment.

  • L.

    I love your reviews and your blog! I really appreciate the pictures–especially any that show size comparisons. More would be awesome!

  • Elizabeth H

    I think the obvious improvement is not leaving us hanging for SO LONG on the James Deen dildo reviews! aarrrgghhhh

  • L.

    YES ALSO THIS!

  • Lauren

    I agree with previous comments suggesting a toy review suggestion box or something of that sort. It would be awesome to include in your newsletter (or just the occasional blog post) a review of the “Reader’s Choice Toy” of the month!

  • http://twitter.com/faithlessjuliet faithlessjuliet

    I really love your site as is, honestly. I feel like I discovered a whole new world when I first found your site, and they reviews are priceless. Just keep on keeping on.

  • http://twitter.com/faithlessjuliet faithlessjuliet

    Ooh I like this idea!

  • findingthegirl

    I’d love to see comparison reviews. My Wahl has lasted me many years, but I’d really like to get a rechargeable toy. The trouble is that I’m just not sure which one best resembles the strong buzziness I’m accustomed to.

    Also, more pleas to toy companies asking for pretty, non-realistic but harness-compatible dildos would rock, especially silicone dildos with glitter! Glitter dildos were all the rage in the early ’00′s and now I’m pissed at myself that I didn’t collect more of them, considering that ultra realism seems to be the big thing these days.

  • Neurogasm

    Oh gosh. the only improvement I can think of would be either more non-review (rant, jack off journal, random story about your cat, etc.) posts, or maybe advice for bloggers who want to start reviewing toys…? It all seems confusing to me.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’ve only had them in my possession for 10 days! It probably seems like a lot longer because I’ve known I was going to review them pretty much since they were announced. I promise the review will be worth the wait!

  • http://twitter.com/MamaKMedia K

    It is true: You rock the hardest. I love this contest. Thank you for all that you do! xoxox, K

  • kateanon

    How could you possibly be better? OK, maybe Kira has a point, about comparing, but I already find you very informative when it comes to reviews.

  • http://girlyjuice.tumblr.com/ Girly Juice

    The only thing that would improve this blog, I think, is more frequent Jack-Off Journals. I almost kinda like them better than reviews, as blasphemous as that sounds!

  • SailorZeo

    I’d love to see more of the male toys, like the sheaths and the guest reviews of the butt plugs.

  • Pickles

    I’d love to see more jack-off journals, like everyone below said, and comparisons could be cool as well! Maybe like, yearly posts that say “My top three dildos” “my top three clit vibrators” etc.

    Keep up the awesome reviews.

  • Katherine Ortmann

    Guests posts sound like a great idea, especially from people of other genders.

  • N

    I… I can’t even think of a way to make your blog better since it’s the best sex toy review blog out there but one thing I would like is more posts on reviewing and how to be a better reviewer I guess? I really liked the posts you did on it in the past and found them really helpful!

  • Tom

    Have you ever thought of doing interviews? I’m pretty sure a reviewer as prolific as yourself would be able to get interviews with awesome people working with sex toys and porn.

  • Sarah

    Sometimes you reference/recommend toys that you have used but not review. I know reviews take a lot of work, so maybe just a tumblr post with your thoughts?

  • Sada

    Hmm, I would enjoy more posts about the industry/the ridiculous things you get to deal with as a prolific blogger. Basically I like everything you’re going to be doing in the newsletter, sooo…

  • Penny Piquant

    Wow, there are tons of great toys here— I had a very hard time deciding between the Jollet, WeTouch, Tantus Splash or Crystal Delights Star Delight. The special edition Halloween one is adorable, too!

  • Brigette

    Maybe you could have a friend review plus size stuff and link it to your blog?

  • SubReiSkyeM

    I have no idea how you could improve – I love your blog as it is. I think you make loads of cool comments in your reviews and your ability to snark is unparalleled!

  • Alzire

    Thanks so much for the international options!

    I also feel like a second-hand expert on sex toys from this blog (and others). I appreciate your honesty and direct style in an industry that’s full of weasel words and misinformation.

  • Sophie-Jane

    I’d love a comparison between the luna balls and other beads! I love all your reviews though so keep up the good work!

  • Alzire

    As for improvements, I’d like to see more from manufacturers of quality toys and info about the design process.

  • Vii

    Monthly vibrator races! :D …In all seriousness, more Jack-Off Journals would be nice.

  • Rachel

    It would be great if you did an introduction to purchasing toys for beginners. Tips on what types of materials are better than others. Maybe advice on where to buy and how much should really be spent on them. When I’m looking at buying a toy sometimes I feel like its almost like buying a car in the way that i dont know if i am getting a good deal or being ripped off.

  • A

    happy blogiversary to you, happy blogiversary to you. Happy blogiversary, dear Epi. Happy sextoyblogiversary to you!

  • A

    also, my only suggestions for improvements would be more updates. I really loved the jackoff journals and porn reviews, too.

  • http://twitter.com/ScarletRoseFox Scarlet

    I love your Jack Off Journals so more of those would be great, or even just more porn reviews as I took my inspiration to actually write reviews of porn from you to be quite very honest. So I love reading them!

  • marcusboi

    Wow, what an incredible set of products! It’s so hard to choose just one (had my eye on quite a few) but here’s hoping that *maybe* less people are interested in my selection. Regrardless, thank you so much for the opportunity. You really know how to treat your readers!

  • Mariah

    I’d love to see reviews of lube! I hate ordering or choosing a bottle and opening it to find it sticky and awful.

  • http://twitter.com/ashtheelf ss ash

    Major, major congratulations. Four years of the kind of quality you’ve turned out is seriously impressive.

    I would be interested in seeing more of your personal opinions on your interactions with various companies (either stores or manufacturers)–what do you think of their ethics? Who’s been really great to you? What weird fun facts have you heard? What do you think are the directions that the industry as a whole could stand to move in, that are drawing the most attention and appeal?

  • http://twitter.com/ashtheelf ss ash

    The Leoweenie is so soft and squishy, too. It’s a total sweetheart. I’m organizing my Halloween costume around it.

  • pdxcunt

    I use tumblr a lot so I think that maybe more posts on tumblr would be great.

  • Arrrdubs

    If you’re into kink, I think some kinkier sex toys would be really great!

  • megan

    i agree with sada to some extent, real life scenarios involving sex!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shadowed.seductress Shadowed Seductress

    The only thing I could think of for you to improve would be more jack-off journals. There isn’t really anything else I have a problem with. I love how your blog comes across as just being you and who you are in real life, not someone you’re trying to be for the sake of a blog. It’s also so bright not intimidating. I’m new to reviewing and stuff but your site is something to aspire to.

  • Sperri

    I love your blog as is. I love all your snarky comments.

  • mrmagpie harper

    Dildos are pretty awesome. And I would like to have one yes?

  • Prototypical

    I’d like to see more porn reviews or maybe a longer column once in a while dedicated to the sort of review snark you do on Twitter, explaining why something someone says is bad or harmful to a person reading it for sex toy advice. Other than that, your blog is great!

  • http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

    You had me at BATCOCK.

  • neongrey

    I agree with the person who suggested comparisons, and when you do do giveaways it’s pretty great when you have canada open in them too.

  • Angie

    I’d love to hear more about more toys made of different materials (for ex. I’d love get a NobEssence of my own), more ceramics, wood, etc. In addition to doing some lube reviews as well. :D

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    That is not at all demanding! I’ve been trying to do 2/week. I would like to aim for 3/week in the future. The Jack-off Journals are fun, but only because I write about the most interesting jack-off sessions. Many of them are yawn-inducing. Good to know that you like them, though!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    AGREED.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    You are buttering me up!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    There is no rechargeable toy I’ve tried yet that comes close to the Wahl in sheer power.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    That’s awesome. I had no idea they were so well-liked!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I actually do do that! Each year in December I do a list of the best/worst toys of the year. Here’s 2011 and 2010. Be on the lookout for 2012!

  • http://ashrussell.com ash

    you could really only get better if you posted constantly 24/7 all day every day etc.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Agreed!

  • http://twitter.com/_MollyLouise Molly Olly

    My top picks would be: We-Vibe Touch (in teal or purple, because OMG, favorite colors) and Jollies Chavez Desginz Jolliet! <3 Awesome giveaway!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    That’s an interesting idea!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Wow, thank you so much!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I really really need to do that!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I love that you just described a dildo as a “total sweetheart.” I might have to steal that.

  • Maigonis

    I would like to see some comparisons made, with pros and cons tables for similar products.

  • Vicki

    I saw someone mention something about pictures showing size comparisons, I think that would be great to have more of those! Whenever I look at dildos online I always feel I have no idea how big it actually is (I know they put the measurements and all) without actually holding it in my hands and such. Other than that, your blog seems pretty awesome! I’m pretty new to it, so I can’t wait to really dive into everything! <3

  • Ana

    the only thing I kinda miss here are some reviews of male sex toys, but since you don’t have a cock it’s only normal!!maybe get your boyfriend to review some toys once in a while :D

  • Custard Flip

    I probably won’t win, but I sure hope I will :D I love this blog. Snark, authenticity, honesty, great reviews and very educational.

  • rab

    Keep doing what your doing. I think what you have going is great.

  • Dolly

    This is so exciting! If only I lived in the US so I could enter for the Vixens,, argh.

  • Dolly

    Oh and in regards to improvement, the jack off journals are always fun (especially some of the porn screenshots you’ve posted, oh god.) but I really enjoy your blog overall and read it the most out of any sex toy blog!!

  • http://twitter.com/gqbrielle mix

    More ask Piphs :D

  • http://twitter.com/BeingBlacksilk Blacksilk

    You what I would love to see *someone* do but that I only think I could trust you and maybe a handful of others with? It’s almost certainly actually a terrible idea, so probably ignore me, but I was thinking the other day that I really wish there were sex toy reviewer reviews.

    There are so many reviewers out there and sadly also so many that are complete cock because they are ONLY EVER nice about everything or they can’t write English for crap or they think that jelly is actually a THING. And I worry people might listen to these people. So I would love someone to review them!

    That’s very likely complete, nonsense, happy-fairy-land, wishful craziness on my part though. So instead I’ll just say that you are hands down the best toy reviewer on this Earth and I want to be you when I grow up.

    (But maybe some sex toy reviewer educational posts like others mention in the comments would at least hopefully help the iffy-reviewer problem, help me and everyone else up their game and would be also awesome and fun)

  • http://twitter.com/baconbeernboobs Quinn

    This is freaking awesome!!

  • Frank

    I love the blog as-is, but if you need a recommendation I’d like to know your opinion of some of the companies themselves in addition to their toys. Since I only interact with my local sex shop I don’t get a good impression of which manufacturers I most want to support.

  • Zabe Thompson

    Thank you for the giveaway and I look forward to 4 more years of bloggin from you! As for improvement, I’d like to see a dark background with white-like writing.

  • Jiji

    Congrats on the anniversary! Just keep up the good work and lets see you make it another four years, m’dear. We’ve gotta have your snark. Although, my favorite posts in the world are where you obliterate the absolutely shittastic porn and sex-related items on the market. Hilarious!

  • Mariah

    This took some serious thought, because I enjoy everything up here so very much. Hmmm.

    I like the idea of seeing some size comparison pictures, because sometimes numbers on a page don’t process until one is holding this MASSIVE thing and feeling puzzled. Prototypical’s suggestion about the long form twitter things would be nice as well.

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  • Wendy Ashmun

    Picking only one..! :(

    Yours is the only sex toy blog I read, because I don’t read many blogs at all. You rock!

  • Trix

    I really love the site as is…the only thing I’d like is more movie reviews or info on rental subscription sites for those of us who prefer man-on-man porn to het or f/f stuff. I totally understand if it’s not your thing, but there must be someone whose taste you trust who could throw out some guest advice once in a while. All the m/m lovers out there (not just guys, but freaky gals like me!) would be eternally grateful. Many thanks!

  • Shadmock

    I’d be interested in seeing some guest blogs, maybe? Or blogs wherein you and a guest blogger interact to compare/contrast the same toys from different perspectives. I also second the person that suggested perhaps having some male-bodied reviews, too. I am a woman, but I’d love to get some insider knowledge of things to gift my gentlemen-friends.

  • http://www.facebook.com/LinToxic Lin Venatoria

    I dont know, I actually love your blog the way it is! Kudos to you! <3

  • calendula

    Yay international options! I actually just bought the tantus ryder yesterday after researching and reading your review, but how to choose just one?!
    I have no idea how to make this blog better….just, more? Always? Review ALL the toys?

  • http://twitter.com/Vaidas4444 Vanessa Martinez

    what an amazing giveaway! I’d love this one The Fun Factory Big Boss, in epic orange, donated by She Bop. If internal vibrations are what you crave, oh, oh, you need this. Just remember, it is a beast.

  • Megan Beck

    I’ve been reading your blog for a long time. I don’t usually comment–guess that makes me a lurker.

    Maybe in reviews you could offer a dedicated counterpoint section to your reviews? Do you have any trusted friends that could give second opinions? I’ve just found that what I like is not necessarily what you like. Example: I loooove the Lelo Ina, whereas it hurt you. Gotta get the new and improved version…

    Secondly, I think it would be fun to read about people in the industry. Maybe you could interview people who work for companies?

  • nilla

    Hi Epiphora…

    I’m supposed to tell *you* how to improve the blog? What? Like be MORE honest, MORE open, MORE forthright…I don’t think that’s possible! How about saying thank you for saving me oodles of money that I don’t have to spare, to buy sex toys that do what I like, want, and need them to do. I wish I’d found your blog sooner.
    Happy fourth anniversary Epiphora!!

    nilla
    throwing magical confetti…it gets you off then self-destructs after (no mess! except, of course, from YOU!)

    LOL

  • http://twitter.com/sparkle8 Joyce Clark

    Hmmm? Maybe have more interviews with other bloggers?

  • ShannonD

    Congrats on 4 years! That’s impressive :)

    A lot of other people have already said it, but more Jack Off Journals and some of the other non-review fun things are pretty fantastic. Your humor in reviews and in other posts is kind of one of the best parts aside from the detailed and relevant information you always share, and I think that kind of becomes the focus of the non-review posts, which is part of why they (and all of your posts) are so fantastic and why I read all of your posts/subscribe via email and don’t do that really with other blogs.

  • D.Mast

    Has it really been 4 years? Wow. Major props, sister! I really don’t think you could improve the blog at all, but if you gave even more fun toys away this would be my homepage!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I WILL GET RIGHT ON THAT

  • Kate

    The only way your blog could get better is if you could magically fit more hours into the day to update it more frequently!
    I am so happy that you do this. You have made my life better by making my sex life WAY better.

  • b sig

    Besides more jack-off journals, there isn’t much I can think of for improvements. Maybe a guide to reviewing toys?
    (Also, I’d love it if I didn’t have to use Facebook and Twitter to get more entries–my family snoops and is extremely prudish! But thanks for hosting all of these fabulous giveaways!)

  • http://twitter.com/_snarkasaurus Stephanie J

    Congratulations and happy anniversary! I’m a fairly new reader, but i love love love all your reviews, your sense of humor, and everything else you pack in here. :D

  • StarieNite

    I hope I win. I am entering for the Luna Beads. I totally agree with you about the Pure plug. It has a yummy heft to it and feels great. Just don’t accidently hit your ankle with it! Ouch.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I did it! Thank you for the great idea!

  • callie

    I love the little blurbs about each toy, but it would be cool to have a link to your reviews of each item.

  • Bethany

    Four years =O That is AWESOME. I really can’t think of any way you could make the blog more kick-ass, although Mariah’s suggestion of size comparison photos is a good one – I can never visualize how big something actually is from numbers.

  • Elizabeth H

    Ten days seems like a lifetime (especially if you’re a fungus gnat).

  • Jeanette

    I look forward to every post. Your writing style is hilarious while still being informative and creative. I’d love to see more of the jerk off journals!

  • Jay

    I would really love to see a comparison of lubes. They seem to be the most difficult thing for me to decide on for which to buy. Dildos and vibes are almost an immediate “OMG I NEED THAT,” but lube is trickier. No pun intended. Ok, maybe it was a little intended.

  • BUTTS

    I just want you to post more. I love everything you do, lady!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sunshine.evenwhenitrains Bottlecaps Garniss

    The only way I could love your bog more was if you had a section devoted to whips and floggers and cuffs that you could hang from the ceiling by. And if I missed that section and it really exists then you are god, writing a sex toy blog.

  • molly

    I would love to see video demos of the toys, of course not of sexual content but kind of how they do it on bootyparlor.com and other sites :) otherwise I am in love with your tumblr and this site!

  • Morenatz

    Wish I had the audacity and deep pockets to try all these toys and discover them myself. Sometimes I would go in with myself and then get feelings that are not good. Each time is better, hopefully with each new toy I get… my confidence will soar. Thanks!

  • Acceptable

    Maybe if you could do more of a look back across the history of the blog saying what you now think are the best of each type of toy, what you would recommend for who? I recently read your entire archives and even with the summaries you have done I found it very hard to decide out of different things reviewed very far in time from each other. Also I am so sad the harness is US only! Like, I understand it’s not all up to you, but still. Sadness.

  • Michael

    I’m a new reader, as of August. I love your blog–I appreciate your honesty and sense of humor. You make me laugh out loud! I work in a sex shop and find your reviews invaluable when it comes to researching products and companies.

    I agree with some comments below–I’d like to see more compare/contrast entries. Also, I’d like to hear your opinions on literature–not erotica, but books on open relationships/threesomes/sex toys/sex-positive philosophy, etc.

    But, like I said, I just want more and more reviews of the sex toys that are out there. Keep them coming! Thanks.

  • blue vodka lemonade

    REVIEW EROTICA.
    I kid, I kid. I would really love to see more reviews of porn, though, and to know if there are any subscription sites worth the price of entry. Also, more quasi-artistic photos of dildos in the wild! More cats! MORE NEON.

  • Marika

    Your blog is awesome. I learn new things all the time. I love anything regarding strapons, harnesses, and pack n’ play–more of that is great!

  • http://twitter.com/SexpertJaneBlow Jane Blow

    hm… learning styles would be something that we could all improve upon as a community. Some people are auditory, others read, some love the infographics and piecharts etc – maybe review things that require a chart, or post a quick reference pic to your jack off journals along with the links back to their reviews. people who learn by touch, will just have to get the toys because you’re usually descriptive as is.
    Or maybe have your guy write, or record him opening/using (any) toys (himself or you) to get his reactions/pov/tips… and not just write what he said/did. a post straight from the partner’s mouth helps (not to mention a straight dude in a healthy toy filled relationship? pardon my assumption on his preferances :)).

    Guys relate, talk, and make comparisons that (and i’m sorry to be gendering here) we just don’t. many many toy bloggers are female, it is great your partner enjoys products – and sure, its your blog and he’s busy with his stuff, maybe he just doesn’t want to. but you asked for improvements that could be done. i’m grateful for my “stunt cocks” for I don’t have one myself, i thoroughly enjoy the “try this and report back!” but I also try to not speak for them as often as I can.

  • http://twitter.com/kissinbluekaren Karen

    I love the Ask Piph features. I also love when you give advice to bloggers/sex toys reviewers. I would love to see more of your collection in one of your posts. I think your blog is highly entertaining and very informative.
    Four years is really awesome, Congratulations!

  • BAMBI

    This blog is perf, so happy to have discovered it, no need to improve, love it as is.

  • Stephanie

    Yay international options!

    I really enjoy Jack Off Journals and would like to see more, and I do always love it when you mock the fantastically stupid emails you get from clueless sex toy companies and other people you deal with as a blogger.

  • Amelia Blakeman

    I would actually love to read more reviews of things you didn’t love because it’s #1 hilarious and #2 informative and helpful. Although, I suppose that’s not an enticing prospect for you to have to review more stuff you hate.

  • http://twitter.com/ChryssaLyss ChryssaLyss

    Congratulations on being so awesome, four years running! I don’t have any concrete suggestions for improvement, other than to keep being your awesome self!

  • Nuala MacMoragh

    Reading some of the other comments, I’d agree that some comparisons of similar toys might be cool.

    It also sounds like you’re pretty in touch with your anatomy, and I’ve learned a lot by reading or talking to other women about how they masturbate–gory specifics, if you’re up to it. I know that everyone has unique preferences and mechanics, so what works for you may not work for everyone. With over 300 some odd toys to choose from, it would be interesting to know how many you pull out for a session, what you use to warm up, what you switch to, what positions you use. I still haven’t managed squirting during an orgasm, and when it happens it seems entirely random, so I have no idea how to make it happen. Tips on this kind of thing would be useful. Also, and this may be in your FAQ, but I’d be curious to know how many tries you give a toy before reviewing it.

    I am SO excited about this giveaway–I had such a hard time choosing (*crosses her fingers hard*), because so many of these are on my must have list: the mustang, the cush, the crystal delights, the njoy plug, the jollies jollet and the others are also things I’d love to own. Out of 15 toys then, the only two things I wouldn’t want would be the packer, the fleshlight, and I’ve already got a Ryder. CONGRATS ON 4 YEARS and on your success–you totally deserve it, and a HUGE THANK YOU. If it weren’t for your blog and some other review blogs that I read, I doubt that I’d ever have had the confidence to buy some of the amazing toys I now own, and that would be sad because some of these toys have really changed the way I experience sex, masturbation, orgasm–in a huge way.

  • Moonlit Night

    There are enough comments already that most of my ideas aren’t original anymore. So I’ll second things. Toys for Canadians and internationals. Comparisons of similar things — maybe a “how to pick a _______” guide for those who read lots of reviews but have little money for experimenting? Size guides, yes please — some of us are built small.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=822135277 Ivy Maiorino

    Personally, I enjoy reviews of things that you think are total failures. Like someone else suggested, comparisons would be cool, like a little table comparing different toys with pros and cons and stuff.

  • catwithatoy

    The one thing that would improve your blog is more Jack-Off Journals, your reviews are are best!

  • Ivy

    I personally enjoy your reviews about really bad toys. I have no other advice really!

  • Kayla

    Honestly, I am brand new to the site and I LOVE everything about it right now. No complaints. Thank you so much! Keep sharing with us!

  • Anais

    I love the blog, and especially the honest reviews of “bad” toys. I would love to see more educational posts for people who may be newly branching out. This would be particularly helpful for people who are trying to discover things such as anal play or thus far unsuccessful g-spot stimulation.

  • Zaaack

    This is a fantastic giveaway. As for improvements, they’d be hard to come by. Maybe more frequent porn reviews?

  • Classified

    Well this is super fun and exciting. Congrats!

    I feel kind of stupid offering suggestions since I really take no part in the blog universe myself. Oh well. It would be interesting to see your personal pros/cons in some sort of chart on things like favorite materials for hitting your g-spot, pinpoint stimulation in areas, overall best feeling for thrusting, etc.

  • Afarin

    Congrats E! Love the site, thank you for the contest! As for a suggestion, I’d say I’d love more even more reviews! Hahaha, it’s all perfect!

  • Izzy

    EPIPHORA YOU ARE MY SEX GOD! Thanks to you, I’ve discovered Vixskin, which is the best material on earth. Pretty much since starting my sex toy addiction, I’ve followed your reviews religiously and bought all my toys based on them. I have never been disappointed.

    Suggestions? More giveaways!

  • Sarah P

    So I’m a relatively new follower, and I must say I’m LOVING your blog!

  • smiolo

    add a section just for guys, so that we can find the tested products faster, also it would be nice to have a gallery with all your tested products instead of simply the names in the toybox…just saying

  • Dee

    I honestly can’t think of a way to improve. I love, love, love this blog.

  • Seb

    I would love to see more reviews of some realistic-looking dildos which can be strapped on (I’m a transman, so I’m always in the market for these kind of things). Apart from that I think you’re pretty much spot on, keep up the great work and congratulations on your anniversary!

  • Anna D.

    ‘Piph, your blog is already perfect. That’s why I keep coming back. If you want to add any more icing to your already awesome cake, perhaps add more photos of each toy that you review? I’m a visual type, and I love seeing the toys from all different angles. I really trust what you show and tell us. Thank you so much for doing this giveaway!

  • Anna D.

    Yes! I love the jack-off-journals! It’s like getting a bonus review on each toy she uses! And some of them are so funny I end up snorting soda up my nose (and I don’t even drink soda).

  • MissSpellerlol

    Yeah for four fabulous years! Keep it going!

  • MissSpellerlol

    I agree with Maigonis about some pros and cons comparisons. Perhaps a reader voted match up of two products weekly or monthly?

  • http://twitter.com/Lulu_babyDawn Lulu Dawn

    Yay! International option!!! So looking forward to this, what a way to get your admirers/fans involved!

  • Itzia

    Well I have to thank you for not reviewing erotica! As for the improvements that could be made… That’s a toughie! A lot of people have already said this, but I also love your jack-off journals a lot, and I’d like to see new ones more often if at all possible. Also the pros and cons table between similar toys would be an amazing addition :)

  • Shazza

    I concur, that’s a fantastic idea!

  • Shekeita M.

    Your giveaways are so awesome! I love your blog as it is but have you ever considered guest bloggers. It is fun to read other bloggers perspectives sometimes. I dont really follow a ton so that would be a great way to partner sort of with others. Congrat!

  • LaLa P.

    What a great giveaway! I won last year…so excited to maybe win again! I would not change a single thing about your blog. Its honest and fun and you really appreciate us readers. Congrats on your journey!

  • Christina L.

    I don’t own any silicone toys yet so I am so excited for this giveaway! I am new to your blog but I really learn a lot thru your reviews. I would love to see a post on how to choose first time toys. I have no clue what I am buying LOL.

  • Latrice L.

    Crossing my entire body! I would love to see a post on material safety Congrats on 4 years!

  • Cynn A.

    I am new to your blog so I do not have many recommendations but maybe to compare some of your products that are similar. Just for those of us who can not afford to purchase several toys.

  • Ansley P.

    Wow 4 years! Congrats! I would like to see more jackoff journals. I love that you are forthcoming with your love to please yourself. Great job on this amazing blog!

  • Ebonee L.

    Congrats on 4 years and thanks for this giveaway! I too would love to see a comparison post on toys you own that look or act the same.

  • Layla J.

    More Jackoff journals! They always make me laugh and makes me know I am normal for loving myself so much : ) Congrats!

  • April L.

    OMG 4 years! Congrats! Sadly it has taken almost that long to start a blog let alone blog that long. But I would love to see a post on your top 3 toys of all time!

  • April Johns

    You really are awesome but I am sure you already know that! Congrats!

    I would like to see how you keep your toys organized and clean. I always seem to lose the or they are always covered with lint…Ewww!

  • http://twitter.com/PosStyleBlog t.

    REVIEW EROTICA!!! Just kidding! ;)

    I would agree with Anna D. Your reviews are entertaining and informative, and I actually browsed the blog looking for a specific review recently before looking into purchasing a new toy. It’s not mine yet, but I’m keeping an eye on it for the future. The photos you post of the toys now are great, and the random cat bombs are hilarious too! But seeing different angles, or just more photos which demonstrate scale would be really helpful. As if what you do isn’t helpful enough!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lilinhas.nog Lilinhas Nog

    Your reviews rule, maybe a way you could improve was just making more jack ass journals and more giveaways and special giveaways for people outside the US :P

  • genderblank

    More Movie Night!!

  • Danielle

    I agree with Anna, adding more pictures of the toys would be helpful.

  • Renee

    I’d like to see more Jack-Off Journals on the site.

  • http://twitter.com/CrashPadSeries Crash Pad Series

    This looks amazing! Cool to see some of our favorite toys and vendors. :-)

  • elizabeth p

    This blog is pretty darn awesome already pfft :P

  • Pyra

    I’d love to see this!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    JACK ASS JOURNALS

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Cat bombs may just become my specialty, considering they happen whether I want them to or not.

  • http://twitter.com/shinygreenspark xtina

    oh god I hate improvement questions. I really have no idea – all I can think of is having a sparkle trail spew out of the cursor so that when a reader likes a line, or picture, or something you can circle it again and again with your mouse and it would be wreathed in falling sparkles XD

  • http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

    I already tell you my opinions all the damn time. I’m always pro- snark, pro- calling people on their shit, and pro-um-no. Beyond that, my only suggestions are things that don’t jive with your world (video, kink, books) so eh. Just keep rockin’ it and being your badass self.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I am extremely upset right now. You are cheating. You tried to enter using 10 different names and email addresses, all with the same IP address, all in about a 30-minute time span. Unless you have 9 other family members that were sitting next to you on the couch and simultaneously entering, you have cheated on a pretty big scale.

    If you liked me and respected my blog the way you say you do, you would not be so selfish as to try to skew my giveaway.

    I’ve deleted all your other comments from “other people” and I now feel terrible for choosing you as a winner last year, although you do not appear to have cheated then.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I am not a fungus gnat; I am a fungus.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    April Fool’s Day, my friend.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I can do that!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Oh, testing them is infuriating but writing the reviews is REALLY FUN.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I currently subscribe to SugarDVD, and did a little post about subscription sites here.

    Agree, MOAR NEON!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Yeah, awkwardness tends to happen after reviewing for several years. But I would suggest that you email me if you want a more individualized recommendation!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I am not sure what you are talking about. Which blurbs, where? I have links to all my reviews on my toybox page, but do you mean something else?

  • M.

    Your blog really is perfect, or perhaps you read my mind and implement my suggestions in the past, because every time I’ve gone “It would be great if this site had a …” I take a closer look and the thing I wanted is already there.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I agree; this is a great idea.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Trust me, I’ve thought about finding a way to call people out even more than I already do when I tweet quotes from bad sex toy reviews. But I am not quite so cruel as to admonish people by name, in a format that is far more permanent than Twitter.

    So I will just say that if I’m aware of a blogger and they’re not on my blogroll, I probably think they suck. :)

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Can do!

  • V

    Man, I love your blog so much already! Um… I’d actually love to see more reviews of bad things, though (or snarking of BADLY WRITTEN REVIEWS!). Or more tips for those who are just branching out (into blogging, trying more sex toys, etc).

    Congrats on four years of blogging! :D

  • avi

    What a great blog and opportunity!

  • Sarah

    Your blog is my main source of information when I’m thinking about purchasing something new. I can’t really think of anything that could make it better, but it might be interesting to include guest reviews from other bloggers.

  • Ashes

    I recommend you DON’T review erotica. EVER.
    Haha, no seriously though. How in the world would I know how to improve your blog? It’s infinitely superior to mine. My recipe: make bad drawings. And then post them. There, that’s a suggestion, albeit a poor one!

  • Ashes

    Also TYVM from this Canadian for having so many international prizes! :D

  • deb2483

    I’m a newbie here and plan to check out your blog ASAP. I’ve read the comments from others and look forward to looking around here. Thanks for the chance to win an awesome new toy! ♥

  • dollface34

    idk how you could improve this blog.. it’s so pretty and turquoise and delicious, i love how you do competitions- this way seems much more fair than how some bloggers do it…
    hmmm i would say MOAR STRAP ONZ but tbh if your boyf isn’t into it, it just wouldn’t be fair to him..
    p.s my strap on is shite, it’s uncomfortable, it’s a really nauseating shade of pink and… it’s jelly.. SACRILEGE! damn my tiny tiny sex toy budget….
    but alas i’m an “international”.. so it’s the jollet i want wooooooo

  • lolly

    Excellent. even if it did take me four attempts to get my phone not to correct LELO to KELP. Do not want to put kelp in my widge wadge. As for suggestions, perhaps an easier way to filters posts by type of toy?

  • Sarah @Marvelous-Darling

    I’m just going to echo the jackoff journals sentiments. And maybe more porn reviews? I know they take a lot of time, so that might not be practical.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003543297697 WT Spooner

    Dear Epiphora, I have read every single review on your blog before I bought my very first sex toy – that’s how much I like your blog. Nothing really comes up my mind to improve, I really enjoy it the way it is. The more you post, the better it is! Congratulations! Oh, and not to forget: thank you, THANK YOU for making this giveaway international!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    KELP. WIDGE WADGE. Amazing.

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  • Alice

    You could improve your blog by reviewing sex toys that are of a slightly lower price range… As much as I love oogling over very expensive wooden toys, some of us just can’t afford them :( so if you give us something fabulously affordable to drool over, it would be really good.

  • Chey

    Your blog is already really freakin’ awesome, so it’s tough to give a suggestion… Maybe some more advice posts? I really like the Ask Piph feature too, (although that requires you to get some questions first…) Either way, your blog is the bomb and I’m glad it’s been running for so long. Here’s to many more years! :D

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I actually have a lot of unanswered questions from the days of Formspring and shit. So yes!

  • Beachy Keen

    Better? You’re already the Consumer Reports of sex toy reviews. With attitude. And honesty. And biting, funny-as-hell prose. Snark + smart = WIN! I guess since I don’t have a Facebook account, the contest giveaway is a no-go. (And for the record, I’m not a complete luddite…. I have Twitter and Tumblr accounts. I keep a low profile because I’ve heard too many horror stories from my brother about long-lost high school “friends” and distant cousins who suddenly found him on Facebook and who are genuinely perplexed about why he can’t take hours out of his workday to play Farmville. Also, a recurring nightmare that everyone will know I entered a sex toy giveaway because my Facebook page would proclaim BONNIE HAS ENTERED A SEX TOY BLOGIVERSARY GIVEAWAY in flashing 30 point font or something. And that I think more lube reviews would be a good thing. Because in my mind, this would totally happen.)

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Under the Facebook sign-in, there should be a button that says “Use Your Email.” If not, try refreshing or using a different browser, because you definitely do NOT have to sign in using Facebook, and you can avoid doing all of the Facebook entries. I would not use Rafflecopter if it didn’t offer this option!

  • Edward

    Honestly, I can’t think of anything that I would suggest for your blog, I’m sure given some time to think I might have a suggestion or two. it’s a really good blog, lots of info and nice giveaways.

  • http://twitter.com/k_piet K. Piet

    I greatly enjoy your blog as it is, but I especially enjoy when you give a little advice along with your reviews. Snark is always welcome alongside the more serious advice, of course, but doing the Q&A kind of thing would be awesome. I know better than to ask you for more pictures, but I gotta agree with others that size comparisons can be really helpful at times. ^_- Great job on the blog! I’m happy you’ve reached this milestone!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003543297697 WT Spooner

    Dear Epiphora, I have read every single post on your blog before I bought my very first vibrator – that’s how much I like your blog. Really, I can’t think of anything to improwe. More you post, the better it is. Maybe a little more porn review? I enjoy them a lot.
    Oh, and not to forget: thank you so much for making this giveaway international!

  • greeneyesamy

    i dont think you need to change a thing…

  • Stephanie Dreams

    I appreciate your linked comparisons to other toys in each review. That adds depth and makes it easier to discover comparable toys. Thank you!

  • http://rollinginthehay.wordpress.com/ rollinginthehay

    Oh dear.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Haha. That was an exaggeration, but you know what I mean.

  • http://rollinginthehay.wordpress.com/ rollinginthehay

    Congrats on four years!

    Personally, I’d love to see more couples’ toys, but that’s not everybody’s thing.

  • http://rollinginthehay.wordpress.com/ rollinginthehay

    Yes, yes, of course.

  • http://twitter.com/nacht_stern69 Necromancer

    Wow, happy blogiversary!
    Hmmmmm, would you consider interviewing sex toy company people? I would like to see that, or video reviews.

  • Bw

    What an awesome giveaway! I would like more pictures!

  • M.A.

    I already love this blog, so there is not much room for improvement. There seem to be a lot of toys that you try and like, but don’t post reviews for (i.e., stuff in the toy box). In other words, more posts more posts.

  • corhen

    sweet!! best of luck to you all!

  • KD

    I’d love to see more reviews of couples’ toys!

  • Chey

    Yay! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/zion.fae Zion Fae

    Congratulations on 4 years! You’re so kind to be doing a giveaway.
    I don’t really know what you could do to improve anything.

  • Ana

    I’d love to see some reviews of alt/queer porn, and perhaps reviews of sex boutiques in your area? Just a thought!

  • Nicole

    I’m new to viewing this blog, but already I like it!
    I haven’t seen enough to suggest any real improvements, but maybe some fun reviews on alternatives to traditional sex toys?

  • Rose

    Congratulations! And I think Chey’s suggestion for more advice posts is awesome :)

  • Mindy

    I don’t think you could get any better if you tried. :)

  • Guest

    Wooo!

  • i

    I’d love to see more anal reviews!

  • http://www.facebook.com/raine.dawson.5 Raine Dawson

    I’m brand new to your blog, but just from reading some reviews I love your honest detail and great sense of humor. The giveaway is epic! The layout looks great and it’s very fast & responsive. I like blogs with detailed reviews and comparisons-especially with sex toys because it gets expensive buying crap-I rely alot on studying reviews. Thanks again for this giveaway & congrats on 4 years!!!

  • kinkymandaa

    hmm the blog already looks so great its hard to find anything that needs improvement. Maybe more photos of the toys you review? Maybe a rating system of how much you like the toy on a scale of 0-10?

  • kinkymandaa

    oh yeah…and more pics of your cats! :)

  • Yummybite

    Congrats! I love your blog the way it is.

  • Mutya

    Conratulations! I am your avid follower…I love your blog!

  • Jellz B.

    I am a huge fan of toys! I am very happy I learned about your blog :-) I would like to know more about how long some of these toys last. I am known to blow through toys, so I need to find ones that are in a decent price range, and can withhold my type of use.

  • http://twitter.com/LOLmerrill Peter Pan

    Loving the triumphant return of Ask Piph and I always like the “what should I review next?” polls to get an idea of your queue. Polls in general are always fun. Congrats on 4 yrs!

  • DayMillion

    I have just discovered this blog, and I’m really excited about it! If I have any suggestions after looking around a bit, I’ll be sure to leave a comment!

  • Bellerina

    I love the blog… :) My only suggestion would be categorizing the review posts as “good to newbies” and maybe an age range? (or general sexual experience level ie 1 year or less 2-10 years or 10 years or more). I know you already say if somethings good for newbies.
    :)

  • teukie

    i love your reviews for being honest, direct and snarky. i’d love more information about how things work for partner play though!

  • Katie

    I’d love to see a list of new and interesting toys and what your first impressions are on them.

  • Liz

    I’d love to occasionally see a list of toys you have, but haven’t reviewed yet, OR things you know you won’t bother reviewing because you can tell they suck.

  • Clio

    I wish you had an area where your readers could suggest a toy for you to review. You could review whatever had the most suggestions. Or you could post a few toys and have people vote which review you’d do next.

  • fluffywolf

    As a new user to your site (just found it googling for a review for Vixen’s Raquel), the only suggestion I have is more pictures, preferably with size comparison objects. I’ve been wanting a Joque for a while, but it (like most toys on this site) is WAY out of my budget, so hopefully I get lucky. :)

    Another suggestion would be less javascript… Many things on this site, like the raffle form, and this comment box, are painfully stupidly slow. There’s no reason something as simple as adding a comment needs such bloat…

    p.s. If it needs an email address, the box should say “email address”, not just be a mysterious blank box under your name!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    There IS a reason for both Rafflecopter and Disqus. I don’t just go adding things like that willy-nilly to my site, because I do care about user experience. However, without Rafflecopter my days would be spent counting giveaway entries and wanting to die. And Disqus makes it easier for people to comment and interact; you login once and don’t have do it again.

    I have no idea what you mean in your P.S. I can’t tell if you are talking about Rafflecopter or Disqus, but both of them specify “email address,” so I am lost.

  • Crystalline

    More porn reviews, perhaps? It’s difficult to find something genuinely arousing, that doesn’t completely objectify both partners. And congratulations! (>.<)/

  • Iris

    Anxiously awaiting your Deen Peen review. Keep up the good work.

  • Serena

    Wow, congrats on 4 years! And thanks for the awesome giveaway!

  • Serena

    I can’t really think of any way you could improve your blog..its great already. Maybe you could have a section where you compare similar products with pros and cons?

  • fluffywolf

    On this comment form, it has a box for “OR PICK A NAME”. When you enter your name, another box below it appears. This box has no label or description, so I didn’t enter anything in it. When I clicked “Post”, it then complained I needed to enter an email address. Still didn’t say where, but I figured it must be the unlabeled box, and sure enough, it was. It should have some text indicating you’re supposed to enter your email there, rather than just being a random unlabeled box… Then again, this entire comment system seems to bloody suck, given that today it completely ignores me hitting enter to try to start a new paragraph! It let me have multiple paragraphs yesterday! How the heck can someone make something so bloody simple (a text box) not work? A bare Just Works. This doesn’t. Not only is it broken, the amount of javascript involved in making every character appear results in a delay before what you type shows up, which may be acceptable for hunt-and-peckers (no pun intended), but horrible if you touch type. And it’s broken! Oh well, you get to read one long solid blob of text, as I can’t do anything else. It’s not just the comment system and rafflecopter, everything on this site seems to have waaaay too much javascript and randomly be in some state of slow or broken. For example, when I scroll down, I have to wait ten seconds while images slowly fade into view, and that’s the second time you load a page. The first time you load a page, the javascript seems to delay loading the images until they’re visible, rather than loading everything at once when you first load the page, so every time you scroll, first you have to wait for things that alread should be loaded to load, and then you have to wait for them to slowly fade in. Why the heck would I want images to fade in? What possible use does this serve other than wasting visitors’ time while possibly saving a trivial amount of bandwidth? A quick check (and a vast underestimate, since I didn’t check for any javascript loaded from other javascript files, just the ones included directly in this page) shows 380KB of javascript! Just to display a toy review! No wonder it’s painfully slow. For someone on dialup, just the javascript used on one of your pages would take a minute and a half to load. Should I start putting [new paragraph] every time I hit enter and nothing happens? [new paragraph] So, yeah, my main suggestions for your blog… more images, and less javascript. It seems like a good blog, but it’s not pleasant to use as it is, both general browsing and this comment system. [new paragraph] (gee, that will get tiring fast… I’ll stop now) –fluffywolf

  • fluffywolf

    Lol! Needless to say, I did not type that closing textarea tag. It decided since I mentioned an opening one, it had to stick a closing one in for me? Is whomever wrote this on drugs? Oh, and now it’s insisting I should comment in, at a guess, ~36pt font. Still no paragraphs. –Flufywolf

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Dude. Chill the fuck out. I don’t know what browser or set-up you are using, but on all my browsers, that box says “Email” in it!

    And newsflash, the images loading as you scroll is ON PURPOSE. It is ON PURPOSE SO THE SITE DOESN’T LOAD AS SLOWLY. This is a well-known thing that a lot of sites have implemented. Like, say, uh, Huffington Post.

    Get your own goddamn site and try to make it perfect and fast as lightning ON DIAL UP (not my target audience, at all) instead of shitting all over mine, asshole.

  • smokebelly

    Congrats on 4 years!!

    As for improvements…though I enjoy your blog the way it is…i would say maybe some side by side comparisons.

  • RandyCunningham

    “Dial up”? Really?

  • fluffywolf

    Not my site – was loaning the domain to a club around ten years ago, before css was even used. I should probably delete it and toss up a placeholder page, given as I haven’t talked to anyone from it in around the same ten years or so… I haven’t written anything I feel the general public would be interested in, so haven’t bothered with a personal website. I added a screenshot, immediately after typing a name, which made the box appear. No mention of email, then or ever. And I still can’t add paragraphs. I’m using Firefox, a nice common browser. I don’t know what browser you use, but I can’t imagine any browser (ever) where using javascript to delay image loading makes the page load _faster_. Nor can I think of any other sites that have anything like it – fortunately it seems quite rare. The browser loads the main html file first, then works on loading the images. While you’re reading the first screen, the browser is fetching all the images on the page. When you scroll down, assuming sufficient bandwidth, they’ve already loaded. Instant, no delay, they just scroll with the page. With your setup, after you scroll, then it decides to load the images, gauranteeing a delay. Just because you did something on purpose (did I think you added all that accidentally?) doesn’t mean it’s helpful! And, newsflash, some people both like sex toys AND live outside city limits, with no broadband available. I have a choice of dialup, or what I currently have, a long-range wifi link with parabolic dishes. It’s faster than dialup, but not by a huge amount. Not enough faster to hide horrible bloat, for sure. –Fluffywolf

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    It says “email” in that box. In Chrome. In Firefox. In Safari. Stop complaining about something that is clearly a problem with your set-up.

    HUFFINGTON POST. BUZZFEED. LOTS OF OTHER SITES USE LAZY LOADING. STOP ACTING LIKE I DIDN’T ALREADY GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

    My Google PageSpeed Score is 76. Not, as you would believe, 16. I’ve deleted your entries into this giveaway, so please leave, because I’m not changing my site for one ungrateful idiot with dial-up who won’t listen to a word I say.

  • Kimm G.

    It’d be awesome if you did lube reviews too!

  • S

    I would post more photos of the toy that are taken by you, so the readers can see what it looks like in an everyday setting.

  • fluffywolf

    I have neither Chrome nor Safari, so I can’t tell you what it says in those. The disqus module doesn’t even load in Opera, though, making lack of explanatory text irrelevant. As far as I know, my firefox setup is perfectly normal, given that roughly every other website on the planet works fine. I don’t read the Huffington Post, and have never heard of buzzfeed. I just went to the Huffington Post, and sure enough, it does use lazy loading – good thing I don’t plan on using their site. I don’t recall saying you didn’t give an example, simply saying that I can’t think of any sites that use it. If you would like to explain why you think it makes a site faster, feel free. I already explained why it doesn’t, but I’ll state it again: Without it, images load in the background, while you’re reading something else. With it, the images don’t load until you’re looking at the blank space they’re supposed to be in. How do you define this as faster? Do you have some definition of “loaded” that does not include the images? “Sure, the page is loaded! Just ignore the empty white boxes… it’s loaded because I say it is!” Moving the loading time later doesn’t make it shorter. I would poke at disqus’s code to see why it works differently on different browsers, but a quick look at embed.js shows they intentionally made it hard to decipher, so it’s not worth the time. Firebug and google to the rescue. Looks like the way it does the placeholder text is poorly supported, and among other problems (such as only certain versions of firefox), doesn’t work in ANY version of IE, at least according to w3schools. Obviously a problem with my setup. Looking at the pagespeed docs, it sounds like it doesn’t care about most of your javascript – of course it’s fast if it ignores all the problems. It’s not looking for load time, rendering time, or anything else, just a set of predefined rules it checks to see if your site follows. Heh, it gives one of mine an 87, even though I know it has issues. How am I ungrateful for making suggestions on how to improve your site? Sure, I might not have commented if your giveaway didn’t ask me to (I didn’t notice how bad some of this javascript was until entering the giveaway!), but I did mention it seemed like a good blog. What more gratitude would you expect other than positive feedback and helpful suggestions? As for listening to what others say… Have you listened to a single word I’ve said? You asked for suggestions, I made two – more images, less javascript. You don’t have to listen to them, but if you don’t want to listen to suggestions, why do you ask people to make them? I think they’re both perfectly valid suggestions, even if you don’t like them. Also, name-calling doesn’t help discussions any. Making your site difficult for large groups of people (according to a quick survey of the first page of google results, roughly a third of americans with internet access still use dialup) hurts your revenue. Most people won’t wait several minutes for a site to load – they’ll go find another site, and use someone else’s affiliate links. Do you really want to just write off a third of your revenue? Oh well, looks like the power is flaking (yay rural living!), time for me to post this while I still can.

  • Kat

    You are awesome. Have purchased (or not purchased) many lovely toys off of your reviews.

  • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.macfanatic Victoria MacFanatic

    LOL, Batcock?! Too awesome for words.

  • Natty

    My suggestions are to have more posts about toy comparisons and maybe even, as you’re reviewing, to offer more advice for sex toy newbies. . .

  • http://twitter.com/bzzingbee Bzzingbee

    Congrats!! 4 years is awesome!! I neeeeed a neon green Mustang!!! One thing I would love more of would be porn reviews. I’ve found sooo many amazing movies and/or actors via your porn reviews. Heck, I only found porn beyond the standard fare through you. My Own Master, which I won through your 2 year blogiversary giveaway, I believe, is still a favorite!! Thanks for all you do!

  • hea

    Congratulations on 4 years, that’s commitment! And cheers to many more

    I’d love to see more reviews of videos. I really loved your reviews for Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex, and would love to see more like it.

  • Shriek

    I love when people review toys. Especially if you include things like how the customer service was, shipping times, etc.

  • cardiaca

    I agree with a lot of folks, jack-off journals are the best! thx so much, this is a rad giveaway.

  • Insatiablytaken

    Ah so many awesome things you get to giveaway. Have you done a large post with which lubes you like for which various activity since the lubes we use tend to change with the activity.

  • CarlyHo

    I enjoy the “Ask Piph” posts.

  • Jamie Martin

    REVU MOAR STORYS!! [No, I'm just kidding. -teases-] Well, seeing as you just showed up in my GoogleAlerts; all things look pretty awesome. Can’t wait to start reading! Everything looks good, hon! <3

  • Kevin

    Love the blog! One thing that always bugs me when shopping for toys is trying to imagine what it will be like in real life. So, when I have my heart set on a particular toy, I usually scour the internet trying to find it in use in porn, sometimes I’ve been successful, othertimes not. Perhaps if you run across a toy you’re reviewing in porn you could include a link to it? (I think you’ve done occasionally in the past?)

    Hope I win that fleshlight!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Yeah, that’s a good idea. All of Tristan Taormino’s movies include copious sex toys, so I’d start there if you’re looking for something high-end. Otherwise you will likely run into jelly dongs…

  • Kirstie Vaughan

    I would love to see some comparisons … maybe a table or something so I can easily glance over and see which is top for the type of thing I am looking for.
    Loving your work xx

  • http://twitter.com/dizpatchur Beth

    There is no improving on perfection

  • Holly

    I agree that you should do more jack-off journals.

  • http://twitter.com/ExploringMOS ExploringMyOtherSide

    Well everyone has already asked for the Deen Peen review so maybe more Porn reviews/recommendations? The best het porn I have found is thanks to you. Could that Danny/Dylan extra credit video be any hotter?

  • Ariane

    I really enjoy this blog! Your reviews are always so fun to read and informative as well.
    I saw that you have a list of toys and other items, in which you state which one you loved and loathed. It’s great, but I think that it’d be nice to have other type of lists, for example something like “Most recomended toys for begininers” or those with the best price-quality value, etc.
    Keep up the good works!

  • Sherry

    I second this.

  • Insane Hussein

    I’d love to see your responses to email spammers, like Mind Over ED guy, as some kind of weekly funnies or something. :D

  • ray

    More reviews on restraint systems and harnesses would be appreciated.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’m sorry, but that’s probably not going to happen. I’m not at all kinky, and I don’t have a use for more harnesses. You’ll have to find a different blog, perhaps Elspeth Demina or Sugarbutch Chronicles?

  • Ty

    It’s perfect. no neeed to improve. :3

  • Amy LV

    To start: The first place I go when looking for reviews on anything before I buy it is right here. Your snarktastic, awesome, honest reviews have stopped me from pursuing more than one toy that I’d be disappointed with. Your blog is the only one I religiously follow. You are fantastic at what you do.

    The only thing that would make this blog better would be a live feed of constant “Epiphora makes fun of bad sex toy reviews.”

  • Holden

    So glad I stumbled across this blog! I think you should review more cheap toys and more toy accessories, such as lube, harnesses, restraints, etc.

  • http://www.facebook.com/grace.arin Grace Arin

    More partner toy reviews.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    You are so sweet!

  • Lyz

    A little chart of ratings for different aspects of the toys in every review. Like: Shape 4/5. Battery 2/5

  • Carolyn

    I think it would be great to know what toys are most fun to use with someone else, as well as while “flying solo” :) I know strap ons are an option, but sometimes it’s just plain fun to have someone else using what you normally would use on yourself.

  • flufywolf

    Sorry
    for the slow response – had one typed out, then the power failed
    before it finishing posting. Yay rural living! Been too busy with work since
    to re-write it.

    Looks like if I hit shift-enter, I either a) get a new paragraph, or b)
    get the cursor stuck to the right side of the box and editing stops
    working until I de-focus and re-focus on the textarea. I think whomever
    wrote this was on drugs…

    As far as I know, my firefox setup is perfectly normal. I also tried in
    Opera, but the disqus module doesn’t even load in opera, so no way to
    check for text. I was going to poke at disqus’s code to see why it
    didn’t say email, but a quick check of embed.js shows they intentionally
    made it neigh-impossible to read. Firebug and google to the rescue.
    Looks like the method they use has poor browser support, including not
    working in most versions of firefox, and, at least according to
    w3schools, not working in any version of internet explorer. Clearly a
    problem with my set-up. It would work in opera, I think, if the rest of the module wasn’t too broken to even load…

    I don’t read the huffington post, and have never heard of buzzfeed. I
    didn’t say you didn’t give an example, just that I couldn’t think of any
    sites that use it – none of the ones I use do. Checking the huffington
    post’s website shows they do, indeed, use it – good thing I have no
    plans to start reading it.

    Google’s pagespeed doesn’t actually measuring loading time in any way.
    All it does it see if your site follows a list of rules it has – and it
    doesn’t have any that cover bloated javascript. Heck, it gives one of
    mine an 87, and it loads several megabytes of images…

    I said it before, but I’ll say it again… There is _no way_ lazy
    loading makes a page load faster, unless you invented some definition of
    “loaded” that doesn’t include the images. “Look, it’s loaded! Sure,
    there’s empty white boxes, but ignore those – it’s loaded because I say
    it’s loaded!” With normal non-broken loading, while the user is reading
    the first screen, the browser is downloading the remainder of the page,
    and the images are there instantly when the user scrolls down, and just
    scroll up with the rest of the page. With lazy loading, the images
    aren’t loaded until after the user scrolls down, guaranteeing a delay
    that would not otherwise exist. How do you believe this is faster?

    I’m not sure why you’ve decided I’m ungrateful – because I said it
    seemed like you had a good blog and offered helpful suggestions? As to
    not listening to a word someone says… Have you listened to anything
    I’ve said? You are the one who solicited suggestions, complete with
    offering a potential reward for doing so. Why did you ask for
    suggestions if you didn’t plan to listen to them? You are being rather
    ungrateful, removing people from the drawing for offering their
    suggestions, rather than thanking them for them.

    From a quick survey of the first page of google results, roughly a third
    of internet users in the US are still on dialup. Others might be on
    satellite, mobile devices, or other slow connections. Presumably your
    revenue for this site comes from affiliate links? Users aren’t going to
    wait several minutes for your site to load – they’ll hit back, click
    the next search result, and find someone else’s affiliate links. Do you
    really want to just write off a third or more of your potential
    revenue? Just because us country folk drive old trucks with gun racks
    doesn’t mean we don’t like toys, and given the lack of toy stores in
    rural areas compared to cities, we probably buy even more online…

    Oh well, I have useful things to do – I’ve spent enough time trying to
    help you, especially if you won’t even consider me for that Joque
    harness I’d like. There’s the internet, eh? Try to help someone, get
    crap back…

    –Fluffywolf

  • rc

    more sex toy reviews please :)

  • Hannah

    Love your blog! I would enjoy some sort of choosing guides since for many of us, $100 is a lot to shell out for something you may not love. (Personally, for example, I’d like to get a glass dildo, but I have no idea how to choose between the trillion out there…) :)

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Here’s my glass tag. You’ll find that I’m quite fond of Crystal Delights toys.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ace.spade.505523 Ace Spade

    This is the very first sex toy review blog I ever read and I absolutely love it! Any time I’m considering buying a toy, I come here first to see if you’ve reviewed it. This is my favorite sex toy blog! I can’t really think of anything to improve, the snark level here makes reading your reviews even that much better.

    Congratulations on 4 years, and here’s to 4 more!!

  • Ninja Penguin

    You should do a blog post about sex toys that are the biggest bang for your buck. ;)

  • Squidy

    I just discovered your blog and i think it’s great :)

  • Keziah Nocturnal

    I’m at a complete loss as to what you could possibly improve here. This blog is made of pure awesome! :D

  • flufywolf

    Hrmm, does it hide replies below a certain depth or something? Or does it not actually post when it says “in a few seconds”, and I have to wait until it says something else? It showed it, and I check back after reading your slugthingy review, and now it doesn’t! Let me check if I still have my post in the cache somewhere… let’s hope it works this time! Wasting too much time trying to be helpful…

    Sorry for the slow response – had one mostly typed out, then the power failed before I posted it. Yay rural living! Been too busy with work since to re-write it.

    Looks like if I hit shift-enter, I either a) get a new paragraph, or b) get the cursor stuck to the right side of the box and editing stops working until I de-focus and re-focus on the textarea. I think whomever wrote this was on drugs…

    As far as I know, my firefox setup is perfectly normal. I also tried in Opera, but the disqus module doesn’t even load in opera, so no way to check for text. I was going to poke at disqus’s code to see why it didn’t say email, but a quick check of embed.js shows they intentionally made it neigh-impossible to read. Firebug and google to the rescue. Looks like the method they use has poor browser support, including not working in most versions of firefox, and, at least according to w3schools, not working in any version of internet explorer. Clearly a problem with my set-up. It would work in opera, I think, if the rest of the module wasn’t too broken to even load…

    I don’t read the huffington post, and have never heard of buzzfeed. I didn’t say you didn’t give an example, just that I couldn’t think of any sites that use it – none of the ones I use do. Checking the huffington post’s website shows they do, indeed, use it – good thing I have no plans to start reading it.

    Google’s pagespeed doesn’t actually measuring loading time in any way. All it does it see if your site follows a list of rules it has – and it doesn’t have any that cover bloated javascript. Heck, it gives one of mine an 87, and it loads several megabytes of images…

    I said it before, but I’ll say it again… There is _no way_ lazy loading makes a page load faster, unless you invented some definition of “loaded” that doesn’t include the images. “Look, it’s loaded! Sure, there’s empty white boxes, but ignore those – it’s loaded because I say it’s loaded!” With normal non-broken loading, while the user is reading the first screen, the browser is downloading the remainder of the page, and the images are there instantly when the user scrolls down, and just scroll up with the rest of the page. With lazy loading, the images aren’t loaded until after the user scrolls down, guaranteeing a delay that would not otherwise exist. How do you believe this is faster?

    I’m not sure why you’ve decided I’m ungrateful – because I said it seemed like you had a good blog and offered helpful suggestions? As to not listening to a word someone says… Have you listened to anything I’ve said? You are the one who solicited suggestions, complete with offering a potential reward for doing so. Why did you ask for suggestions if you didn’t plan to listen to them? You are being rather ungrateful, removing people from the drawing for offering their suggestions, rather than thanking them for them.

    From a quick survey of the first page of google results, roughly a third of internet users in the US are still on dialup. Others might be on satellite, mobile devices, or other slow connections. Presumably your revenue for this site comes from affiliate links? Users aren’t going to wait several minutes for your site to load – they’ll hit back, click the next search result, and find someone else’s affiliate links. Do you really want to just write off a third or more of your potential revenue? Just because us country folk drive old trucks with gun racks doesn’t mean we don’t like toys, and given the lack of toy stores in rural areas compared to cities, we probably buy even more online…

    Oh well, I have useful things to do – I’ve spent enough time trying to help you, especially if you won’t even consider me for that Joque harness I’d like. There’s the internet, eh? Try to help someone, get crap back…

    –Fluffywolf

  • flufywolf

    And another disqus gripe… If I click any of the “ALSO ON HEY EPIPHORA” links below this comment section, they open inside the disqus frame, rather than simply navigating to the page. Since the disqus frame is rather narrow, this doesn’t work too well…

    –Fluffywolf

  • fluffywolfy

    Gah, it did it again! I made a post, but this time I hit reload to make
    sure it actually posted, and… nope. Not there. Try this again…

    I just added that if you click any of the “Also on” links under the
    comment area, they open inside the disqus frame, rather than navigating
    to the page, which isn’t usable.

  • fluffywolfy

    Ok, I’m not sure if this one is user error or disqus error… If I check the page source, it shows the comments I thought it vanished, but there’s nothing I can figure out to make them show up! If there are actual duplicates, my apologies, please delete them… I might just give up and never ever touch a disqus-using website again. Sorry again, –Fluffywolf

  • AprilEthereal

    I just found out about this blog, It’s pretty darn awesome. It’s actually one of the nicest, most polished blogs I’ve ever seen, I can’t really offer you any constructive criticism at the moment, but I promise to keep reading and to be perfectly honest with you in the future!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannakatz Shanna Katz

    Mazel tov on 4 years! It’s not letting me enter though… :(

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Hmm, I’m gonna need more info than that in order to help you! I can also add your entries manually if need be.

  • Pandwhora

    You and your blog rock! – Congrats on 4 years! – I’ve been blog stalking you for quite a while now, in fact this is my first comment here. I could (and have!!) spent hours at a time reading your reviews. Please don’t ever stop doing what you do! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/dandre.gar Dandre Gar

    I love your blog and your no-nonsense attitude, especially when you point out toys that SUCK or are just laughably stupid in design. Maybe you could do something like “The top 10 worst sex toys” of the month/season/yeah? I think that would be hilarious. Keep up the great work and thanks! :)

  • Kit

    I love reading your reviews and I can’t wait to see your up and coming newsletter. I really appreciate you running your blog and I’m really glad you have all the giveaways you do; I’ve entered quite a few of them already.
    I am a transman and I’m happy to see you’ve added a pack and play toy to your item giveaway. I would be ecstatic to see either a section for the trans community or something similar.
    Thank you for having this blog.

  • Gabrielle Lamoureux

    I would love to see a list of your absolute top favourites somewhere.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    What are you envisioning for this section? I am not sure where to begin as I feel awkward speaking as though I know a ton about the trans community when I don’t. However, I bet I could round up some guest reviews of packers and such.

  • kinkybeeky

    I love this blog and while it’s hard to think of ways it could be better (seriously, love the snark) I think I’d like to see more commentary on related topics like the two weeks of your sex life you lost to zoloft post and the one about James Deen being a threat to all our daughters. Not only do these posts spread awareness (if even just awareness about people’s stupidity) you offer really good insights. :)

  • Desiree

    More jack off journals and perhaps a “okay it’s been six months, do I still like it?” type flash cap.

  • Marion

    Ummm… I love you. Your reviews make me laugh and have never lead me astray. I, like others before me, would really like to see more frequent posts. (Maybe I’m just greedy.) Thank you for doing what you do!

  • NB

    I’d love to see comparisons as well of the products, and personal preferences/uses.

  • kinkymandaa

    I agree with some of the others….more Jack Off Journals!! also, i love seeing all of your toy storage…i have gotten so many great ideas from you.

  • Kit

    In all honesty it was something to comment…But I do like the idea of guest reviews of packers, maybe even accessories such as harnesses and underoos. I know there are reviews of trans friendly toys elsewhere, but none of the reviews I’ve ever read for them has been as entertaining and informative as yours! I think I’d like them to be reputable, you know? Anyone who reads your reviews knows you know what the heck you’re talking about. Maybe you could find some trans toy guru or something. Thanks again!

  • Storm Elliott

    thank you for running such a great giveaway! and congrats on your blog success!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora
  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I already do that! Each year in December I do a list of the best/worst toys of the year. Here’s 2011 and 2010. Be on the lookout for 2012!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’ve implemented a suggestion box where you can drop your ideas. Otherwise, I sometimes do polls on Twitter about which toys to review next!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’m doing this in my monthly newsletter!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I will always mention if a toy dies on me. Your best bet, though, is a rechargeable toy, and many of them come with warranties.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    If I really love something, I usually find time to review it. The things I don’t review that just sit in my toybox are usually toys I’m indifferent about.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    What a compliment!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Do you realize how much time it would take me to pull out all my toys and take a photo? I think I’m having a heart attack just thinking about it.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’ve been known to force my boyfriend to try some sleeves. He’s a bit reluctant to try more, but we just got three new Fleshlights in the mail to review, so GET READY!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I do!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I created a suggestion box!

  • http://twitter.com/kissinbluekaren Karen

    I am sure all of your collection would be a nightmare to pull out. But some, maybe the most used. I loved your storage post. I am just really curious about where you put your massive collection.

    Also, what do you do with toys you don’t/won’t use. I have thrown them away when I couldn’t sterilize them but given away a large chunk of my toys.to some deserving friends. I am just curious and noisy about your collection.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    The storage posts detail everything there is to know about my storage. I’m obsessed with my plastic drawers and just bought another stack of them, actually.

    I give them to friends or swap them. But I like to hoard them, too. I’m bad about letting things go. I always worry I’ll need something for comparison purposes in the future.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shadowed.seductress Shadowed Seductress

    Just seen this through that disqus thing. You’re welcome!

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