07.19.12

Sex toy storage: chargers and lube edition

Those wild 'n' free cords you see? For my Kindle and iPod. The sex toy cords are wrapped up nicely.Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks: wrangling all the charging cords.

I have never had a good system for this. My sex toys themselves are nicely tucked away in their plastic storage chests and dedicated boxes, but I let my charging cords run amok. I have a big-ass power strip on a table next to my desk, and that’s where I would plug in anything I needed to charge… and leave it there.

Well, that wasn’t working out well. Imagine a big black mass of spaghetti and you’ll be pretty close to what it looked like. And it was extremely inefficient! Every time I unplugged something, I’d have to untangle it from a horde of other cords. There was no reason for the chaos, so I set out to finally organize it.

Pretty quickly I knew that I wanted plastic drawers just like the ones I have for my toys, but I waffled a lot on which size to get. I narrowed it down to the Three Drawer Desktop Storage ChestDesktop Mini Chest, and Shallow 3 Drawer Chest (thanks, Amazon, for those hella useful names).

I ended up choosing the Desktop Mini Chest, and, knowing that they’re stackable, ordered two of them. They came already assembled; I just had to remove the top of one to make them fit together. The result:

All finished and all awesome.

Right now there’s an abundance of extra space in the drawers, so I can even stash my Kindle cord, iPod cord, and old digital camera in there. The tip-top of the stack is where I can set toys that are in the process of charging. Also up there is my fancy-ass rechargeable battery charger.

(Shout out to the adorable golden string lights I found in a free box at a garage sale 500 years ago. Still going strong!)

To organize my chargers, I put on some P!nk, gathered all my cords, and got to work. A lot of the charging cords look similar, and a surprising number of them don’t even have a manufacturer name on them, but I’ve been tagging them with masking tape as I acquire them, so there wasn’t too much confusion. Then I rolled up the cords and closed ‘em with twisty ties. Boom:

Charging cords, nicely rolled up

Now my lube samples, which before took up space in a sex toy drawer, have their own special space. Halleloo!

Lube samples. Don't even ask me why I still keep the wild cherry shit.

This solution is absolutely perfect so far. I’m really happy with it. It utilizes vertical space that I never took advantage of until now, and there’s still a lot of drawer to be filled. Of course, I’m already tempted to start moving some sex toys into it (my toy drawers are overflowing), but I will try to resist.

And as it turns out, I really don’t need any of my charging cords to be plugged in at all times. I tend to only charge stuff one toy at a time, sporadically, so this system makes it easy for me to find the cord I need, use it, and feel motivated to put it away.

I just have to make sure the cats don’t steal my twisty tie in the interim.


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  • http://twitter.com/ScarlettSeraph ScarlettSeraph

    Love this! If I had a spot to put it, I’d do it. Of course, you have inspired me to organize and label my cables before it’s too late!

  • http://www.erosia.net/ Erotismo

    Those are really a lot of chargers and lubricants. Talk about being organize and sexy at the same time.

  • http://twitter.com/bzzingbee Bri

    I sooo need to do this. For both my toys and my chords. I just got my make up organized in one of those tiny 3 drawer plastic things…so clearly this will fit right in lol

  • Michele

    That’s better than our system. So far we just have all our rechargeable toys in their own box or bag, with its charger. But now try to find the right unlabeled bag when you’re trying to locate a specific toy that hasn’t been used for awhile!

  • http://twitter.com/faithlessjuliet faithlessjuliet

    I honestly don’t have a way to organize my toys. I have plastic drawers, but I don’t really use them. I guess, I should do this though.

  • http://twitter.com/HUFF_TMD The Magic Dragon

    Nice job. Isn’t there so much satisfaction in organising things?. :D
    It is amazing how many cables and cords we seem to need for modern life. I went for the no-cost option to tidy all mine. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8yhqQQZGQf0/TQEGkMf6b1I/AAAAAAAAEJQ/UBXlouc1Y_U/s1600/TP-Roll-Organizer-Box-instructable.jpg

  • Sexy Challenges

    This is always a problem I don’t know how many cords I find later and have no idea what they are for.

  • http://twitter.com/SugarCunt Sugarcunt

    Is that mini-chest set-up sturdy? As in, if I opt to move it, will it
    flop apart unobligingly and just generally be a plastic piece of shit?
    Because I -have- drawers like that and I want them to go far, far away
    for something that doesn’t suck, for my tech toys AND my sex toys.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    They are sturdy… not as sturdy as like, wood, but they don’t flop. You’d just want to pick them up by the frame and make sure the drawers don’t slide open.

  • http://twitter.com/SugarCunt Sugarcunt

    Okay, -that’s- what I need. A frame that isn’t from wibbly-wobbly hell. Excellent!

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    You need to get a Brother P-Touch Labeler. It will change your life, and is almost as much fun as the Eroscillator. Also, as a friend of mine dubs it, you can then, officially, “touch your P”