04.12.11
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Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified.
I took the picture that became my header image in fall of 2008, when I bought HeyEpiphora.com, so these toys are all from that time. Some of them are a bit embarrassing, and quite a few of them are toys I reviewed on EF, but since I no longer support them, I will be linking to ethical sex shops here.
- Evolved Symphony Rhapsody
- Hitachi Magic Wand — I received this a little too early in my reviewing career. Yeesh.
- Phallix Cobalt Twister
- Vixen Creations Buddy — My first butt plug! It wouldn’t stay in!
- Liberator Fascinator Throe — The black satiny goodness that everything is lying on.
- LELO Gigi
- Fun Factory Delight — One of my first “luxury” toys.
- Tantus Goddess — My first 100% silicone dildo. Aww.
- System JO flavored lube
- Topco Snake of Paradise
- Topco Gyrating Massager — Oh god, my brain hurts just thinking about the sound this thing makes.
- Fun Factory Corsar
- Bswish Bgee
- Deck the Halls butt plug
- Tantus Alumina Motion
- LELO Luna Beads — Still love them to this day.
- Phallix Gold-Ribbed Love Wand — My first glass dildo, and my favorite. Affectionally called “the bumpy glass dildo.”
- NobEssence Linger — My first wooden toy, but not my favorite; the Seduction holds that title easily.
- California Exotic Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet — This thing was attached to my clit for quite a while… until I met the Eroscillator.
- Shunga Secret Garden
- LELO Ella — The toy that taught me to ejaculate.
- California Exotic Silicone Slims Self Satisfier — I’d never give this toy a chance today, but it worked alright as my first vibrating butt plug.
- California Exotic Turbo Glider — One of my very first sex toys, and the first toy I reviewed.
- Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand
- O’My lube
- LELO Mia (old version)
- LELO Bo — To this day, the only cock ring I don’t hate. (Although I really haven’t tried a ton. I’m traumatized.)
- Tantus Ripple, small
- Phallix Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong — Who names this shit?
- Ophoria Pleasure No. 6
- Fun Factory Benjamin Bond — Was way too huge for me when I reviewed it; I need to try it again.
- Phallix Dual-Sided Swirled Rib
- Tantus Alumina Revolve
- Fun Factory G-Twist
There you have it, folks! Any more questions?
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April 12th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Nice! I’ve been wanting something like this for ages now, thanks.
April 14th, 2011 at 4:41 am
LOL Brilliant! We’ve been trying to figure out what #4 was for ages. Thanks!
April 14th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Wow! I’m so glad that you did this! Thanks so much! I’ve always wondered which toys were which, and of course by now as a developing sex toy reviewer I know a few more of their names by heart than I used to lol. Well, awesome! Also, I couldn’t ever figure out a place besides EF where I could buy the Xtreme Pack…well now I know, so I really appreciate that!
PS. I just got the Ella in white yesterday. So happy! Haha, maybe it’ll teach me to ejaculate as well. Though…it collects lint and shit like crazy…
April 15th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
This is neat.
April 18th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
I’m SO happy to finally know what #31 is. I’ve been looking at your header and wondering for months!
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Hi Epiphora,
I was just wondering why you didn’t review some of the toys in the header, like most of the Phallix toys or Fun Factory’s corsar?
April 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 pm
@Rebecca: I have reviewed those toys, but I reviewed them on EdenFantasys’ site. Since I don’t support them anymore, I have not linked to my reviews in this post.