After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this:
Left to right: Alumina Motion/Revolve hybrid, Dual-Sided Swirled Rib, Xtreme Pack, Cobalt Twister, Gold Ribbed Love Wand, Alumina Motion/Revolve hybrid
This was taken in December of 2008, though, when I was on a glass dildo kick, and when my Xtreme Pack had not yet been usurped by the Eroscillator, et al.
Also, I’m not sure why things are lined up so neatly. That is not normal.
If you liked this, you might also enjoy these posts:
- Review: Alumina Pace
- Review: Alumina Revolve & Motion
- Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Alumina Motion


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March 25th, 2011 at 7:32 am
We have 3 of those. I love the aluminum ones for preparing for anal play.
March 25th, 2011 at 8:26 am
Also, my wife was really worried that I was posting pictures of our sex toys on the internet. We have the two aluminum ones, and we used to have the purple bullet (the cord had a bad connection). One of the glass one looks similar to a glass toy that we have.
I wonder how much more money we would have if I didn’t buy my wife so many sex toys. Is it wrong to be poor for pleasure though?
March 25th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Can I be utterly pedantic and point out that the two Alumina’s have been swapped around?
The Motion has the base off the Revolve, and the Revolve has its head at the bottom and the base of the Motion on top.
Also, they are made of gorgeous. I adore my Motion, so sad I’ve never had the cash to get the rest. *jealousy*
March 25th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
@Suzie: Ha, you are right! I was experimenting at the time.
March 25th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Ha, our bathroom sink looks a lot like this after I’m done too, except I have harness compatible dildos and so most of the toys are standing straight up! Haha, great picture!
March 25th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Both of the Alumina ones look super interesting.
Having them all laying there together gives a really good perspective on the sizes/shapes.
March 25th, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Was it “let me try all the purple-hued sex toys” day?
March 25th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
@Dangerous Lilly: Definitely not. It just so happened that I was testing the Alumina toys, and the other purple/pink ones were my favorites at the time.
March 28th, 2011 at 4:44 am
that photo is a thing of beauty. also: jealous.