04.24.10

She Wouldn’t Fuck You!

Dear this spammy ad’s target audience:

I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea…

Have a large cock.

Be able to get hard within seconds.

Be able to resist orgasm for hours.

Move to L.A.

Somehow become a super famous pornstar.

…then, maybe, she will fuck you.

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3 responses so far to She Wouldn’t Fuck You!

  1. SundaeNo Gravatar Says:
    April 25th, 2010 at 2:17 am

    Shut up, you don’t know anything about me, ok? Or about my methods of getting huge. OK?! She would totally fuck me. Hater.

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  2. Polly VincereNo Gravatar Says:
    October 6th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Apparently you need contact lenses as well as getting ripped.
    And whatev
    She would totally fuck me if I moved to LA. I’ve got more than one HUGE cock!!!!

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  3. Sarah MarlattNo Gravatar Says:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Hahaha. Yup.

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