The Jollies Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just because it’s polka-dotted. I mean, that helps quite a bit, but it’s not the main reason the Jollet rocks.
Made of 100% silicone, the Jollet is one of the most rigid silicone toys I’ve squeezed. It’s 7 1/2″ long, and 1 7/8″ in diameter at its widest point. In case you were wondering (I sure was!), the polka dots suspended in the silicone are actually little tiny puff balls. Aww, dildo arts and crafts.
The Jollet’s shape is similar to the Jollie’s — both feature a considerable bump near the head. The difference is that the Jollie has a handle — a handle that presses itself right onto my clit. I prefer to use a different toy on my clit, so the Jollet is the perfect solution. I can get the vaginal stimulation I want without a piece of silicone simultaneously jamming itself into my clit.
And the vaginal stimulation from the Jollet is AMAZING. I know the dildo doesn’t look especially innovative, but let me tell you… that bump is to die for. It’s very intense, especially during insertion (it almost always hurts a bit going in) — intense in the most glorious way.
The Jollet is not meant for thrusting; it’s meant to just hang out in the vagina. Yet still, it provides incredible stimulation: the bump hugs my G-spot, while the girth provides a great sense of fullness. The Jollet is the only toy I’ve come across that stays in place as though it were cemented inside my vagina. Really. It does not budge, even when I orgasm.
So, yeah, I’m in love. I have more than enough toys that I can thrust with, if I’m in the mood for that, but only the Jollet if I’m in the mood to be filled and not have to worry about holding the dildo inside. And the Jollet does everything I would want from a stationary dildo — it feels nice and thick, and it presses against my G-spot. It can even be very slightly thrusted — eh, more like slightly jiggled — and this intensifies the sensations dramatically.
Also, can I just say? Cutest base ever. The scalloped shape wins my heart (it looks so adorable standing up), and the silicone at the bottom is textured. It’s obvious some serious thought was put into this one.
The Jollet has quickly become one of my all-time favorite dildos. This is quite the statement coming from me, since I normally prefer textured dildos. That just goes to show how unique the Jollet’s shape really is. It’s not for the faint of vagina, and that is precisely why it rocks.
Thanks, Kama Sutra Closet!
Note: The Jollet normally only comes in solid colors, but Kama Sutra Closet has a selection of special order Jollets, including gold sparkle, white shimmer, and polka dot. Woohoo!
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March 14th, 2010 at 10:02 am
I love, love, love my Jollet!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
The polka dots are too cute. I want one. =)
March 14th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Good review, very informative and fun to read. The Jollet is obviously waaay too big for me, but I enjoyed reading how you enjoyed it! Different strokes for different folks — literally!
March 14th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Drool, drool DROOL. I desperately want a Jollet, now I want it with the polka dots too!
March 14th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Hahaha. Dildo arts and crafts. I laughed.
But I want one. Legit. Mmmm, I like when things hit my good spot!
March 15th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
That shape is perfect! Great review, as always. I haven’t seen this dildo anywhere in our shops – yet – but will definitely try to get my greedy hands on one
March 15th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
This sounds like my ideal dildo.
You’ve sold me on this one!
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Ok, I would have just tweeted this at you if I were one to use twitter, but I ended up getting one of these polka dot Jollets too. I’d been looking at the solid colour ones, but this post totally tipped the balance. Puffs? Count me in. I can honestly say it arrived approx 40 mins ago and HOLY HELL YEAH. Truth be told, I’m not much a thruster, too lazy maybe, so this is just perfect. I also got a gold sparkly Jollie and they’re both amazing, but surprisingly different from what I could gather in my testing frenzy. So just wanted to say thanks for the review
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 pm
@Sundae: That’s awesome, Sundae! Really glad to hear that you love them both!
October 4th, 2010 at 10:38 am
I thought the Jollet looked kinda boring until I read this review. Well, cute but boring as a toy.
October 4th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
@Beanfiddlers: Yeah, its shape is very unassuming at first, but it’s intense internally.
October 5th, 2010 at 8:57 am
I have the Jollies and love it! I love to apply my Hitachi to either the tail of it or to the handle that presses against my clit. But I’d still love to have the Jollet as well. I love toys that you can clench around — and it would be nice to try different vibrators on my clit when I don’t feel like pulling out my huge Hitachi and getting near a wall outlet.
October 5th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Wow, this one is big (to me). But it’s so cute that I’d still want one. I’d just have to prep or work up to it.
October 7th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Omg this is so cute and i want one for my toy collection she would be so loved hehe. great review by the way i love it .
October 7th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I love the polka-dots (or as Sundae says Mother-fucking pom poms). I should use this one more.
October 9th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
this is literally the cutest damn dildo i’ve ever seen. too bad it’s too big for me.
SOMEDAY, PERHAPS.
October 10th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
This looks awesome! I’m a huge fan of polka dots
October 15th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Totally cute and it’d be great as a G stimulator whilst focusing on the clit. That bump looks extremely awesome.
October 15th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
This is definitely an original looking toy. The polka dot on it are most definitely original. Now that I think of it do any toys other then Jollies’s come in polka dot? Because I can’t think of any.
February 23rd, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Rainbow dildo!
June 20th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I’ve been looking for this everywhere and I just can’t find it.
Is it discontinued?
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:00 am
@Bearded Lady: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the company that makes the Jollet, Jollies, has gone out of business. The owner has confirmed this for me. Very sad…