[Welcome to the first installment of Postcards from the Peanut Gallery! This is a feature that will chronicle my readers' experiences with toys. If you want to tell me about yours, contact me.]
It was my glowing endorsement of the Lelo Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job as a waitress needed some sprucing up. And sprucing up it got! She messaged me to tell me all about her honeymoon with the Luna Beads:
I am in love. From the time the first little ball went in I knew something wonderful was about to happen. I felt the weight twirl in the silicone casing as it settled and was HOOKED. It was my first night with ANYTHING foreign in me, so I did the only LOGICAL thing… Worked an 8 hour shift in a restaurant with them in
It was a beautiful night. Didn’t even care when 2 customers fought and knocked over several of my tables. Every menial task now served a greater purpose… to feel those amazing little vibrations. I must have walked the restaurant at least 100 times last night, for no reason whatsoever. I swear, I am going to lose so much weight from these things!
Also, I now have a new found love for speedbumps. I hit every one on my way out of my work’s parking lot… WOW!
Got home and discovered a use that you did not blog about. I don’t know if you are strictly a toys girl or if digital masturbation works for you, but these things are AMAZING in that capacity. I don’t know if it would work for those who are used to toys and stronger vibrations, but these worked wonders for me. I popped them in and out, made them vibrate as hard as possible, and any other thing I thought might feel good. And it did. I was actually able to squirt by holding them in with one hand and tugging like a madwoman. LOVE THEM. Don’t know how I ever survived without them.
Damn, girl! You are a masturbating genius! And now you’ve exposed me — I’ve never actually tried masturbating with the Luna Beads in. I should hop to that!
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January 8th, 2010 at 11:19 am
I really want these.
When I worked at the toy store, Luna Beads were not in existence yet. But we did carry Smartballs. I sold them to a girl, explained what they felt like in (I wore mine all the time), and told her she could wear them for up to 4 hours at a time and do whatever it was she would normally do. So she bought some.
She came back 20 minutes later, stood at the top of the stairs in the doorway to the store, yelled, “Hey!” and proceeded to jump up and down a few times, before running back up the stairs. She? Was awesome.
January 8th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
@Britni TheVadgeWig: Hahaha, that is pretty much what my first experience with the Luna Beads was like. I was dancing around the apartment.
January 8th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
just ordered a pair of smartballs… i’m excited to try them out!
January 13th, 2010 at 1:00 am
I wonder why it is that some people can feel Luna Beads so well and others can feel Smartballs much better
January 14th, 2010 at 2:57 am
I’ll have to purchase some Smartballs to compare to my Luna Beads.
I feel nothing when I wear my Luna Beads. I don’t feel vibrations. I don’t feel ANYTHING!
Maybe I’m just too fat or something. I dunno!
January 14th, 2010 at 3:01 am
@Vanilla Kinks: Different people have different experiences with vaginal balls, plain and simple. I don’t see how it could have to do with your weight at all.
October 15th, 2010 at 6:19 am
I’ll have to try masturbating with mine! I never really even thought about trying!