[Welcome to the first installment of Postcards from the Peanut Gallery! This is a feature that will chronicle my readers’ experiences with toys. If you want to tell me about yours, contact me.]
It was my glowing endorsement of the Lelo Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job as a waitress needed some sprucing up. And sprucing up it got! She messaged me to tell me all about her honeymoon with the Luna Beads:
I am in love. From the time the first little ball went in I knew something wonderful was about to happen. I felt the weight twirl in the silicone casing as it settled and was HOOKED. It was my first night with ANYTHING foreign in me, so I did the only LOGICAL thing… Worked an 8 hour shift in a restaurant with them in It was a beautiful night. Didn’t even care when 2 customers fought and knocked over several of my tables. Every menial task now served a greater purpose… to feel those amazing little vibrations. I must have walked the restaurant at least 100 times last night, for no reason whatsoever. I swear, I am going to lose so much weight from these things!
Also, I now have a new found love for speedbumps. I hit every one on my way out of my work’s parking lot… WOW!
Got home and discovered a use that you did not blog about. I don’t know if you are strictly a toys girl or if digital masturbation works for you, but these things are AMAZING in that capacity. I don’t know if it would work for those who are used to toys and stronger vibrations, but these worked wonders for me. I popped them in and out, made them vibrate as hard as possible, and any other thing I thought might feel good. And it did. I was actually able to squirt by holding them in with one hand and tugging like a madwoman. LOVE THEM. Don’t know how I ever survived without them.
Damn, girl! You are a masturbating genius! And now you’ve exposed me — I’ve never actually tried masturbating with the Luna Beads in. I should hop to that!
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