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I've been a sex toy fiend for over 5 years. Since I can't put "exhaustive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I put it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, honest, and delightfully void of euphemisms.
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It doesn’t taste like beer.
Filed under Pop Shots, Reviews | 7 Comments
Tagged with flavored, lube, water-based
A) Have you tried it?
B) Who the hell would actually *want* lube that tasted like beer?
Yep, I bought it for the boyfriend as mostly a joke. We both agreed it tastes… like lube. He likes the taste of beer, so I thought it might be more pleasing to him than the cough syrupy flavored lubes. Nope.
He does like using it with his Fleshlight, though.
Boyfriend: *sings* BEER LUBE ON MY CAWK, BEER LUBE ON MY CAWK… *fapfapfap*
*dying over here*
<3 you Piph
This is my favorite review. The footnote puts it into the stratosphere.
Well, this is short and sweet — love it! At least he puts it to good use in his Fleshlight though!
OMG. HILARIOUS review! But I am a little sad because I love beer.
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