Archive for December, 2009

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12.21.09

A little hiatus

Christmas is coming up fast this week, which means several days of festivities for me. I know a lot of my readers are probably quite busy around this time as well, so I decided that I’m going to hold off on posting anything new for a week or so. I’ll definitely have some free time [...]

12.17.09

Um, No: “How to Make a Homemade Dildo”

There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying. Things of note: “A broken wrench here… soon to be a dildo of some sort. Good use for recyclin’.” He is running out of flesh-colored paint. Caulking looks like really thick male ejaculate. The wimpy [...]

12.15.09

Pleasurists #57

by Perry Gallagher Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #56? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #58? Use our submission form and [...]

12.14.09

Winter hotness giveaway

When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I was elated. I just reviewed a Joque of my own, and I’m totally in love. Everyone should own this harness. That Toy Chick agrees. We have two harnesses to give away — one in size [...]

12.13.09

Review: Better than Chocolate

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, okay, but I’m not ravenous for it — and contrary to popular belief, my ovaries do not dictate that I will choose chocolate over a vibrator. But at least Nomi Tang’s Better [...]

12.11.09

So kiss me and smile for me…

Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one area that wouldn’t wash off. I emailed NobEssence and got a very prompt reply along with a UPS shipping label. They want to examine the toy and either repair or replace it. While I’m really [...]

12.07.09

Review: My Mini Miracle Massager

It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the Fairy Mini Mini Wand — but I’m interested in other reincarnations. And the My Mini Miracle Massager, created by California Exotic, is one of the newest. Although all the Ms in its name make me [...]

12.04.09

Holiday giving wishlist

This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s wishes, and am hoping to find others I can help out as well. I also have a list of stuff that I’d really love to have, but don’t have the money or means right now. [...]