Archive for November, 2009

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11.29.09

Review: Joque harness

In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing of the usual harness style. There is no other harness like it. Yes, it looks very unassuming; it’s not sparkly, and it won’t make you look like Superwoman. But I’d rather be comfy than look [...]

11.26.09

Hell Yes: ChillDil (and a plea!)

[Update: The ChillDil is now available for purchase! Go get one!] The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling sex toys. It can be microwaved or placed in the freezer. That Toy Chick’s kickass copy should convince you of why it is superior [...]

11.23.09

Review: Soft Serve

As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come in this freakish shade of blue, the sweet idea behind the Vixen Soft Serve is apparent in its wavy shape and delicious name. In fact, the Soft Serve appeared on my radar a while back, back [...]

11.16.09

Jack-off Journal #1

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for probably the most simple masturbation session in a while. Didn’t use any other toys, wanting to see if the Better than Chocolate could do it for me by itself. As I suspected, the weak [...]

11.15.09

The dual orgasm

I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized orgasm. G-spot and clitoral at the same time. Life will never be the same.” I can’t think of a fancy name for it, and dual is just what it is. Annie Sprinkle calls it a [...]

11.10.09

Pleasurists #53 (I’m Editor’s Pick!)

Best Parts by *KodoqKatie on deviantART Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post [...]

11.08.09

Review: Eroscillator

You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall in love with one, and then you want to bitch out anyone who dares judge your snookum-wookum on its external appearance? That’s how I’ve become, very quickly, with the Eroscillator. It is my darling, my [...]

11.07.09

Hell Yes: Jimmyjane Form 2

Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is making me drool. This is the first time I’ve lusted after a Jimmyjane product, which is a dangerous business since buying one of their toys is akin to not eating for a week or two [...]