Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my two favorite comments of all time and awarded prizes to those readers. After much deliberation, I decided to choose one comment that made me laugh, and one that warmed my heart (my two favorite kinds [...]

The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I will resist doing so. For now. Instead I will just say this: the Tiger is a solid silicone dildo. With 7″ of insertable length and a diameter of 1 3/4″, it’s also a pretty substantial [...]

[This is the first installment of a new feature called "Um, No," which will feature toys and other tidbits that are "WTF" and "LOL" worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.] Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s [...]

I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck — heavy, long, with a head that really is bigger than it needs to be. It numbs my entire vulva within minutes — an unfortunate side effect of using the most powerful vibrator in existence. Finally, [...]

If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin free, DEA free, and paraben free. It’s vegan. It has a truly perfect consistency: thin enough to feel effortless, thick enough not to drip off whichever toy I slather it on. It comes in a [...]

The only clue I had to the LoveHoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it. But the icon reminded me of a shortbread cookie and the accompanying slogan was “A Revolution in Orgasms,” so I couldn’t resist the mystery product — even if I knew nothing about it. I [...]

Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review.” The inclusion of the word “shameful” tells you pretty much all you need to know, but go ahead and force yourself to read/watch it for a better understanding of why it made me [...]

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #47? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #49? Submit it here before Sunday October 11th at 11:59pm PDT. Please [...]