A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?, sponsored by the amazing folks at Play Passions. I decided to make the contest a somewhat complicated one, to befit the majesty that is the Njoy Pure Wand. I asked entrants to tell me what they would do for a Pure Wand, then I chose my six favorite entry ideas. After a grueling two week wait, four of the six entrants have followed through on their promises and submitted their entries for your voting pleasure.
Entrants: you can certainly direct others to this poll and prod them to vote, but please don’t rally votes for yourself. If I see you swaying people to vote a certain way, I will have to disqualify you.
Now hop to it! Take a good, hard look at each entry and choose whichever one amuses, titillates, and/or impresses you the most. You may only vote once, and the poll closes on September 12th at 11:59 p.m. PST. Please do not vote if you haven’t examined/watched each and every entry.
Sex toy bikini
Body writing
Entrant writes: Highlights are when I had to cockblock the creepers so hard that one of them called me “mom.” The best decline to sign was a guy with his wife who said “err… sorry. We’ve got ice cream in the car.” Overall, I think I severely underestimated my town’s willingness to participate in this mission.
Four-course meal
Entrant writes: First course, appetizer: LayaSpot (in raspberry and pistachio), presented as an onigiri or rice ball, colored with food dye and petal dust.
Second course, salad: a variety of cock rings, including the Silver Spiral, Ophoria V-Ring, and the Lelo Bo, executed as a cucumber and daikon salad in a rice vinegar and sesame seed oil dressing.
Third course, entree: the Romp, executed in meatloaf; a realistic dildo, executed in roasted butternut squash; and a set of graduated anal beads, executed in purple cherry tomatoes with a soba noodle string.
Fourth course, dessert: the Cone, carved out of devil’s food cake and iced in pink cream cheese frosting.
Bellydance
To a song I suggested: Pink’s “Boring.”
Now vote!
Poll has closed.
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September 5th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
That was hard! They were all great entrants, I wish they could all win.
September 5th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
All really great ideas!!!! I voted!!! Good Luck Ladies!!
September 5th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
That meal is awesome
September 5th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
What a fun contest! I wish they could all win one!
September 6th, 2009 at 7:01 am
The bellydance was pretty cool. She rocked that out. Great contest. Loved all of the entrants.
September 6th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Wow. Great contest and cool submissions. Voted for the most outrageous, and persistent!
September 6th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
The four-course meal is freaking FANTASTIC.
I am so totally impressed by it!
September 6th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
oh shit! that bellydance was so good! kuuuudos, girl.
September 7th, 2009 at 3:50 am
That body writing took GUTS! You go girl!
September 7th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I hope people are voting!! I’m so excited
September 7th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I don’t feel quite so bad for not making the time to enter anymore because I know that I wouldn’t have beat out these people. These are really great!
September 8th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Body writing took guts. It got my vote!!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:48 am
All of the entries are awesome! Especially loved the bellydancer since I dabble in that myself and she did an amazing job!
September 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Got my vote in! They were all great!!