Archive for June, 2009

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06.13.09

And the bumpy glass goes to…

My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say, it was a resounding success. In all, my followers tweeted about the contest (or wrote a blog post about it) 562 times over 22 days, so about 25.5 times per day. You guys definitely kept [...]

06.10.09

Review: Fascinator Shag Throe

A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe. My juices were soaking through the towels I put down, through the comforter, onto the bed sheets. I was frantic, wanting to explore the world of squirting but not wanting to have to wash the [...]

06.09.09

Review: Aluminum Mini 3″ and 4″

There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since when does CE consider that a valid material? And second, each one comes in fairly non-offensive packaging — a small black box with a plastic covering. No naked ladies on the cover; instead, the word [...]

06.09.09

Review: Sublime

A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously titled “Couture Collection,” a line of 100% silicone toys from California Exotic Novelties. CE is not known as a body-safe company, and many of their toys are still made of jelly, so the premiere of [...]

06.04.09

Review: Bootie

My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was the adorably sparkly Buddy, which, while well-meaning, would not stay in my ass. Next was a vibrating butt plug that was tiny enough to feel nice, but was attached to a cord. Then I was [...]

06.02.09

Review: Brent Corrigan’s Summit

Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin for 10 whole days to shoot it. Hot dudes stuck in a cabin — it sounds delicious. But yet, even with 10 days, director Brent Corrigan managed only to produce a batch of formulaic, uninspired [...]