I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification to state that blatantly in a review… until last night when my OhMiBod died. After about 1.5 uses, and right after I finished compiling a 33-song playlist of songs to test, it stopped working. As [...]

It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining and promoting the toy itself, my package included a postcard of a panoramic photo of Thirroul, NSW Australia. On the back was written, “we thought we’d send you a postcard of where the Be Be [...]

Found via The Alexa Collection photographer unknown. Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here.

The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is wrong. It may be packaged in a psuedo new age purple box and endorsed by Dr. Laura Berman. It may be named after a Roman/Greek goddess. It may be made of somewhat hygienic TPR silicone. [...]

I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the least. But he is willing to suck any cock I can acquire, and I just really wanted a cock, so I acquired the Fun Factory Share from the folks at Babeland. The Share is a [...]

I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn makes me feel like a pedophile. This tended to be the case with the low-budget twink-filled porn film Skinny Dipped, for one reason: acne. Of course, there are many more problems with the film, but [...]

As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ closeout section: the Twist and the Acute (at amazing prices, by the way). Imagine my surprise when I opened my package from Tantus to discover not two, but three dildos! Acute (blush), Twist, Curve Inside there was a message about the third dildo, [...]

I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the Lelo Bob as though it were male. It is going to be difficult, since… it’s named Bob. But the name Bob makes me think I am shoving Bob Saget, modern-day Bob Dylan, or worst of all, Bob Barker, up my ass (gives a whole new [...]