I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got me these two wondrous items: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret arousal cream. One of them is already a surefire hit — I’ve been in love with Chemistry 1 for a long time, just never got around to buying it. It has one of my favorite scenes of all time in it, between Taryn Thomas and Kurt Lockwood. So fucking hot. As for the arousal cream… we shall see. I’ve never tried an arousal cream before. I’m prepared to be aroused!
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October 26th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Hm. This never showed in my feed. Anyways. I’ve wanted to see one of the Chemistry series. You’ll have to let us know how you like it!
October 27th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I really need to watch more pro porn. O_o
October 4th, 2010 at 12:31 am
Sex toys as gifts — smart boy.
October 14th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Unbelievably, I’ve never tried an arousal cream. I don’t like warming lubes, but perhaps the arousal creams will work differently.